I'll have the usual

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Funeral planet, dead black asteroid
Mausoleum, this world is a tomb
Human zombies, staring blank faces
No reason to live, dead in the womb
Death shroud existence, slave for a pittance
Condemned to die before I could breathe
Millions are screaming, the dead are still living
This Earth has died yet no one has seen
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I don't care, this world means nothing
Life has no meaning, my feelings are numb
Faceless masses filed like gravestones
Sacrificed for the glory of one
Funerary cities, flesh press factories
Corporate maggots feed on the carrion
Funeralopolis, grey morgue apocalypse
Black clouds form to block out the sun
 
Since this thread has now been upgraded to the Official Electric Wizard thread, have you guys heard this? Pretty fucking cool
 
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I've been sustaining myself on $2 Subway meatball sammiches since last week. December is customer appreciation month, and I'm taking full advantage of somebody appreciating me. I walk in, I actually get greeted like a human being! Give these sandwich artists $15 an hour, atleast the graveyard crew who hook it up with extra meat and free pepperoni fixins.

About to head over there in an hour for a 6 incher with provolone, pepperoni, olives, tomato, oregano, parmesan. Oh fuck me Santa!


Electric Wizard kind of sucks, get them out of my fat body rant thread! :dopey:
 
So that pencil necked sperg who made a pretty pence devouring sweet onion teriyaki sandwiches has done himself in via text message.

According to the report, in 2008 Jared wanted the woman to advertise herself on Craigslist to have sex with other men so he could watch. He allegedly said he'd pay $500 per encounter. Business Insider says the woman responded, "Is this the same website you found that 16-year-old girl that you f*****? I still can't believe you only paid $100 to her."

The report says Jared responded, "It was amazing!!!"

Nothing vexes me more than fucktwits who have the means to nail 10/10 on a 2015 Life Quality Poll, and they piss it all away by not being able to control their inhibitions.


In other news, I need to drop a log. Had a Yoshinoya combo bowl.
 
Jared the Subway guy helped run a charity for troubled kids or something and then got caught banging underage kids (allegedly)
 
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