i'm definitely not equipped to handle today.

[xfer]

i'm going to call the GRIDS place you work at and quietly tell them to remove the scissors from your desk drawer.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I'm experiencing mood warps yay

 

[minxnim]

josh,
i feel ya. probably not as badly, but i still been there :/ (i refuse to use the frownie face because it always looks mad)
the people i work with can tell i am like a bomb waiting to go off. but they know i always just end up ruining myself.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

i also feel like my skin is too small for my body :/

 

[xfer]

6 • Compress
By spending three blood points, the vampire may cause the skin of a victim to shrink and rupture, causing four levels of aggravated damage. If the vampire then holds the skin for one turn, and spends a blood point, she then gains three dots in Stamina for the remainder of the night.

 

[FuSoYa]

I feel great

 

[FalseTodd]

You look great, too.

 

[xfer]

sam is horny today.

 

[minxnim]

i can't wait to go to las vegas. maybe i wont come back.

 

[xfer]

psst: the "bunny ranch" is not what you think it is.

 

[FalseTodd]

psst: the "bunny ranch" is not what you think it is.

Been watching some HBo recently Mr. "I call other people horny"?

 

[xfer]

haha that was one of the best america undercovers ever! i like the brothers who come in for the night with the $3000-a-night porn star, and she does this whole sales routine before realising theyre broke, and finally agrees to a hundred bucks to play with herself in front of them.

 

[minxnim]

i think i'm spending most of my time in the desert on a 4 wheeler or a dirt bike and going in a helicopter over the grand canyon for a day. and then probably two days of watching my friends gamble while i spiral into a state of semi-consciousness.

 

[FalseTodd]

haha that was one of the best america undercovers ever! i like the brothers who come in for the night with the $3000-a-night porn star, and she does this whole sales routine before realising theyre broke, and finally agrees to a hundred bucks to play with herself in front of them.

Of course, by calling you on that I also call out myself. HBO holds many wonders for the weary, Days Inn-staying, cross-country traveler.

I flipped between that and Bruce Sterling giving a (surprisingly animated) talk on Serbian politics.

 

[FalseTodd]

Oh and by the way, what is "Undercover" about talking head interviews and model release forms?