im getting a pet turtle

[deathstrike from hell]

thinking of getting either a box or russian tortoise. or maybe a slider or western painted turtle.

discuss.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

i want to fuck it

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

like a....... CALIFORNIA KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

 

[Anvil]

Get one of those ones that are made in China... You'll never have to feed it.

 

[Chromatose]

I had a box turtle once and all he did was try to escape and pee on me. So it was in his best interest that I let him go to that big turtle pond in the sky (aka the farm next door)