I'm going to be a father!

[Liverslapper]

I'm a bit excited.

 

[Pitiless Wanderer]

how old are you

 

[Morganna]

What did I tell you about that liver slapping.

Give me a moment I'm in shock.

 

[fading]

I'm a bit excited.

Congrats! Now the real fun in your life begins. There is nothing grander.

 

[Dead Winter]

Looks like Steve has been slapping a few more things besides livers...congrats man!

 

[Morganna]

Ok, I had to swallow the shock.

If you are happy, I'm happy, congrats! <3

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Kids nowadays and their uneducated heads about protection... tssk tssk tssk..

j/k

Congratulation Steve, I hope the news found you happy!

 

[Anvil]

Congrats you hairy man-beast. May your child be full of breast or balls.

 

[Liverslapper]

Thanks everyone.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Congrats and good luck!

 

[Anvil]

So Steve, I think we'd all like to know, how, who and when?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

as well as the where, why, and what sort of food dish you're going to make the fetus into

 

[Liverslapper]

I'm thinking of an embryo sunny side up.


When, I am not sure we decided to do this naturally. The only time we will have a doctor visit is when she is going to pop it out.

I'll post a picture of who later.

 

[Lunar Still]

Pics of Steve in drag forthcoming.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

When, I am not sure we decided to do this naturally. The only time we will have a doctor visit is when she is going to pop it out.
.

So you are not going to monitor the pregnancy at all? Make sure everything is ok? Make sure the 'little-it' is healthy and well? Make sure your future baby-mama is well? There are so many risks both for the mother to be and the baby, and many many tests that actually save both lives before it "pops out" ...

Just saying. You can still go naturally, just don't go stupidly.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Indeed, I think some doctor visits would be wise. After two smooth pregnancies with my brothers, my mom developed a bad case of toxemia (preeclampsia) with me, and we both could have died if not for teh doctorz.

 

[Liverslapper]

Monitoring is definatly a good idea, and since I just found out about this I know very little about what I need to do. I plan on going to a doctor with her soon to get the advice I need to make sure both are healthy.

Been thinking about this allll day. My mind is running so fast with things I can't even keep track of it all. So many questions that I need to discuss. So yeah, a doctors visit is something I am going to make happen so we can be on the safe side of things.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Good Steve

Good luck to both

 

[Karmic]

and when the baby comes, slap its liver too

 

[derek]

Steve may be becoming a father, but I'm his Daddy, so who is really the paternal figure in this sordid tale?