I'm going to be a father!

Even worn panties would have worked as a gift. It's not like anyone is that picky, but we're all perverted enough to enjoy worn panties.
 
Yes, the tumor my sister had is nearing 5 and has the smart mouth and attitude I did at her age. I dunno whether to backhand it when it sasses me, or stand in the shadows and giggle as it gives her hell.