I'm going to be the first

I've just never felt the need to get drunk (or high) when I can find other ways to have fun. Hey it's other people's choice to drink though, I ain't gonna stop 'em.
 
I've had bad experiences with drinking myself - gotten into a few too many fights, not to mention friends and relatives dying from drink-related shit - but it doesn't stop me from doing so. Its fun in moderation haha.

Matt, how can you be crap at drinking? You're from Yorkshire!
 
wow matt didnt realise u didnt drink, well gud idea for the singing side i guess, very responsible, very unthrash like though lol.
I drink quite alot, never got into fights just dance like a tw*t most the night then stagger home, only tried to get into wrong house once
 
I'm actually also surprised Matt doesn't drink
Another reason why I don't drink is because I don't want to have my mind taken over by something foreign to my body.
That and my spiritual beliefs prevent me from doing so.
 
I'm only surprised he doesn't drink because I'm sure the only thing that courses Dave and myself's vein's is Jack Daniels! haha
Dave... I think we might be alco's.... I can now see why Ben said we're a band of Mike's