I'M GOING TO COURT TOMMORROW

[lizard]

I SUPPOSEDLY TOUCHED SOMEONE'S ARM BUT IT'S NOT BEING PROSSESED AS SEXUAL AND THERE WASN'T ANY BROKEN BONES BRUISING BLEEDING

okay, it needs to be asked...how old WAS she?

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

CAME BACK FROM COURT
I PLEAD GUILTY
I HAVE TILL FEB 10TH TO PAY FINE OF $264
IF I HAD GONE TO TRIAL AND HAD BEEN FOUND GUILTY THE FINE WOULD HAVE BEEN $500

 

[EricT]

So... By saying "arm" you mean "ass", and by "someone", you mean either a) womens liberation activist, or b) young girl. Have I got this correct? Heh.

 

[derek]

That's typical of the judicial system my dear! It's a business to them!

I hope they don't find me eligible either, but I still have to show up to find out.

Ever watch curb your enthusiasm?

"i'm sorry, your honour, i could not be an unbiased juror because the defendent is indeed a negro - *cue dumb smile* "

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Ever watch curb your enthusiasm?

"i'm sorry, your honour, i could not be an unbias witness because the defendent is indeed a negro - *cue dumb smile* "

 

[Mike]

LRD, what was it that you plead guilty to? what were the charges?

 

[Neon Black]

Just be glad you won't have to show up in front of Judge Judy

 

[El Stormo]

Just be glad you won't have to show up in front of Judge Judy

he probably thinks Judge Judy is hot ^_^

 

[sknight]

CAME BACK FROM COURT
I PLEAD GUILTY
I HAVE TILL FEB 10TH TO PAY FINE OF $264
IF I HAD GONE TO TRIAL AND HAD BEEN FOUND GUILTY THE FINE WOULD HAVE BEEN $500

Should have plead "NO CONTEST", you idiot. This can leave you open to a whole bunch of civil, as well as professional repercussions throughout your life.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Agh, tell us what you did.

 

[Tiff]

LAWYER OR EXPERT MEDICAL/PSYCHOLOGICAL WITNESS???

Lawyer.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Lawyer.

WOO-HOO

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

LRD, what was it that you plead guilty to? what were the charges?

I SUPPOSEDLY GRIPPED SOMEBODY'S ARM TO PREVENT THEM FROM WALKING AWAY FROM ME

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Should have plead "NO CONTEST", you idiot. This can leave you open to a whole bunch of civil, as well as professional repercussions throughout your life.

*LOOKING AT PAPERWORK* I REALLY DID PLEAD "NO CONTEST"

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

he probably thinks Judge Judy is hot ^_^

NOT AS HOT AS JUDGE ALEX

 

[Bacchante]

Ever watch curb your enthusiasm?

"i'm sorry, your honour, i could not be an unbiased juror because the defendent is indeed a negro - *cue dumb smile* "

I fucking love that show :Spin:

And btw, that sucks LRD...People are willing to sue for just about anything

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

People are willing to sue for just about anything

THAT'S THE THING AMERICA DOES

 

[El Stormo]

What is this 'No contest'-phenomenon?

 

[Captain Beard]

I've been to court, man some of the cases you hear while your waiting are like whoa WTF. I also had to do that damn raise right hand and swear thing, that sucked.

What if you refuse under religious edict? (Objecting to "god")

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

What is this 'No contest'-phenomenon?

REFUSING TO CONTEST THE CHARGES (I'M SURE SOMEONE ELSE WOULD BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN IT BETTER THAN THAT)