I'm having an internet drinking session tonight

[Profanity]

I'm just going out to buy my beer.

 

[Ralf]

I just came home with a bottle of wine

 

[Johanna]

Im drinking lemonade so you could say I also will be having an internet drinking session tonight.

 

[Profanity]

I've drank 2 litres of 7.5% cider and whenever I get drunk I seem to want to smoke cigarettes. It's too late to go and buy any, what should I do?

 

[EagleFlyFree]

how do you feel about a bus blowing up this week? i feel sad cause you weren't in it. of course, you wouldn't have fit if you tried to get on it, and if you did it wouldn't have taken off, and if it did there probably wouldn't be any space left for a bomb, but the question stands.

 

[Taliesin]

I think Profanity should train to be the contemporary Bender.. try and stick bombs up your ass so they dont do any damage once they blow up. And even if they do.. what the Hell

 

[Profanity]

I've drank 2 litres of cider, no internet activity, no cigarettes and no attractive women on tv have all contributed to ruining my evening.

 

[EagleFlyFree]

you haven't answered my quesion.

 

[Ralf]

I had 1 litre of 11 % wine and it made me feel good, not totally drunk but nicely boozed

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I'm drunk.

 

[Heavenscent]

i'm getting properly drunk tonight; I've got a crate of Warsteiner and about half a gallon of hard booze, including whisky and homebrew rum, about 40%
I'm gonna have a ball.

 

[Ralf]

I'm gonna get totally shitfaced tonight too, in a good company

 

[Heavenscent]

then afterwards get your drunk ass on MSN; we will discuss the finer things in life, supported by an extranormous amount of typos and beer spilled over keyboards and shit.

 

[BodomiC]

i got smashed 4 days in a row kinda stupid, but what the hell... Im heaving my summer break

 

[Ralf]

then afterwards get your drunk ass on MSN; we will discuss the finer things in life, supported by an extranormous amount of typos and beer spilled over keyboards and shit.

You got it

 

[Lanterns]

Cybersousing/Instant-Messaging-Under-Teh-Influence rulz...fun, fun, fun! Only downside is, the risk of spilling drink on yer keyboard. Happened to me a few times, perrrkele.
@EFF:

 

[Ralf]

okkkkkkkk , jsut gacme hoome, as promisted drunk as fhick, who wats to chat, I'm on msn..... well right ifter I go and pee ;P

 

[Lanterns]

Mmmmm vermouth

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Holy shit....I don't remember typing that last night. What the fuck? I thought I went to bed at midnight last night......weird.

 

[CadalMord]

Holy shit....I don't remember typing that last night. What the fuck? I thought I went to bed at midnight last night......weird.

I'm guessing the answer to this mystery lies beneath the words "I'm drunk"