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[ScientistOfDarkness]

Patterson??? Thats it?

Oh come on man, that name MUST be changed to Macpatterson or something equally as cliche.

I don't know Sammie, I'd say break the deal. But it is your call.


I say everyone begin a list of possible name changes for....< sigh > Derek Patterson

MacOfabitch?

He needs to be Pattersontyre or MacPatty or somethin.

 

[derek]

...

You are getting a stereotypical Scotsman in everything but name.

Plus, I PROMISE retarded kids and regular beatings, so I still think I'm worth it.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Uh, No. I'm a quite a bit older than that.

I'm about to be 24, we need to hurry before the babymakers dry up.

 

[Shpongled]

MacPatty with Sausage?

 

[derek]

Well, I'm still in peak physical condition. My seed is strong.

I talk to my seed each day, with the prepared UP AND AT 'EM speech Dan wrote for me.

 

[tered]

at Derek: MacDaddy!

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

MacPatty with Sausage?

He brings the sausage, I'll provide the egg. Nasty breakfast humor, mwhaha!

 

[derek]

In Scotland we have two types of Sausage. Square and Linked. What do you prefer?

I can bring both to the party.

 

[Söy]

scottish brogue!

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

In Scotland we have two types of Sausage. Square and Linked. What do you prefer?

I can bring both to the party.

Square, please.

I've gone fat and lazy, my eggs are probably in a coma.

 

[derek]

That's ok. The longer it takes you to spawn my (retarded) child, the longer I can beat you for.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

That's ok. The longer it takes you to spawn my (retarded) child, the longer I can beat you for.

And the fatter I get, the more room for bruises!

 

[Karmic]

pick me, pick me

I'll wear TWO kilts.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

and he'll have a different set of genitalia for each!

 

[teredd]

Well, I'm still in peak physical condition. My seed is strong.

I talk to my seed each day, with the prepared UP AND AT 'EM speech Dan wrote for me.

Can I get a copy of that speech? I'm heading out for Asia tomorrow night,
and a few of the troops may have fallen out of formation...

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Can I get a copy of that speech? I'm heading out for Asia tomorrow night,
and a few of the troops may have fallen out of formation...

You can order a copy of my speech via the web at www.myseedistrongspeech_morning.com

The speech is 25 dollars and comes with no warranty that your seed will improve.

 

[tered]

...just like ALL the others that fill my hotmail inbox

 

[derek]

^ exactly!

The speech worked wondered for me. I have to concentrate to just keep my nuts from dancing in my pants, the speech is that good.