I'm Looking For a Wife...

[derek]

I was hoping the crazy post-wedding sex talk would start soon.

I'd like Jim to watch too. Hell, I'm willing to tell tales of his Manliness to every woman I know and we can all share the one hotel room, to keep costs down, obviously.

 

[derek]

"Hey, not that hole!" *pushes both of you apart* "Now try again."

Well, I do plan on being crazy drunk. This is a possibility. You may need to guide, infact.

 

[Captain Beard]

Let me put on my referee suit and spit shield first.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Let me put on my referee suit and spit shield first.

Who spits? lolz

 

[Necromunchkin]

Yes, I can narrate my epic tales of manliness during your coitus as a sort of inspiriing soundtrack.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Ill be the dancer at the bachelorette party.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm referring to if he's going to be that sloppy I may have to guide him in and push his hips myself. Don't want sex juices in my face.

 

[derek]

This is really kicking off.

I could not be more pleased!

 

[derek]

I'm referring to if he's going to be that sloppy I may have to guide him in and push his hips myself. Don't want sex juices in my face.

Good good, bring the correct sort of safety gear!

 

[Necromunchkin]

I'm referring to if he's going to be that sloppy I may have to guide him in and push his hips myself. Don't want sex juices in my face.

This is going to be my new signature.

 

[Captain Beard]

spit shield, gloves, apron, striped shirt, whistle, color commentary from Necro... We're ready.

 

[DriftAlongLiquidSky]

sounds hot.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

That's a lot of balls in one room.

 

[DriftAlongLiquidSky]

That's a lot of balls in one room.

You can never have enough balls.

 

[derek]

Bed time for me.

My thoughts shall be with my future wife. AND Reese Witherspoon, because she's all kinda of hawt.

 

[perniciosa]

Ya govaroo i poonimayoo parooski ochen plokho.

Good enough to impess me. I guess I'm easily impressed...

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Well, this is my third year studying it. Thanks though.

 

[blackwaterpark_]

I want to live in Edinburgh. It's so beautiful there. Is it too late to take up the offer?

 

[Reminiscence]

Well, this is my third year studying it. Thanks though.

Why didn't you write that in Russian?!? And can you write in Cyrillic?

One could almost believe this whole marriage thing was going to be carried out and all. Hell, I would be there if it did.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd actually be the bouncer too.