I'm loooocked behind baaaaaars...

[EricT]

on the gaaaateway to maaaaaaaars.

But when all the stars expire, will I still beeee heeeeeeeereeeee?!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

MY NAME AND OCCUPATION TATTOED ON MY FACE

 

[EricT]

The stars my destiiiiiiiny... deep space my dwelling place.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

The bards of history had best forget my name!!!

 

[EricT]

Deliiiiiiiiiiriously ploootting...

nooomad is my fame!

 

[Captain Beard]

Least it isn't Traveller this time.

 

[EricT]

Your stories do amuse me...
although your eyes are vacant.
I did not wish this on you...
your madness is quite blatant.
Inside your mind I see the source of your hallucinations.
Your body's wasted... but your BRAAAAAIN IS ON FIRE!



The future stiiill looks grim now... The HUMAN RACE IS WASTED!
But soon you must turn over... THE POWER YOU HAVE TASTED!
In all your mercy I can see you are an ideal agent...
to bring this cuuuuurse upon the gaaaaaaaaalaaaaxy!
Waaaaaait and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[Captain Beard]

Why not Down among the Deadmen or Atavism?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Home clan fires are burning bright
The Lord Weird Slough Feg Dies Tonight!!!!!!!!!!

 

[EricT]

Why not Down among the Deadmen or Atavism?

The woooooooorld is waaaaatching dooown on you.

The wooooooorld ooowes you nothing and theres noooooooothing you can dooo!

 

[Captain Beard]

Too bad you won't quote some Pale Divine now.

 

[EricT]

No. maybe later when I'm reallly trashed I'lk do a Cemetery Earth thread.

Anyway.

YOU KNOWYOUR PLACE IN HISTORY!!!!! ARE YOU DENYING I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!

 

[Captain Beard]

Fag.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

shipwrecked on a plastic planet!!

 

[EricT]

IN THE CITY'S UNDERSIDE... WHERE THE CONQUERERS DIIVIIIIDE... ANOTHER POISONED TREASURE!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

My mind was fractured by the sound *nods*

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Racing through the burnt-out shells, I must keep up the pace!!!
Iron wheels like thunder in this Heavy Metal race!

 

[EricT]

Now I run across the plains! My fortune is my baaaaane!