I'm mad me

he feels like putting a bullet in his head because Celtic lost and he wants to hang the puppy and when he's dead he'll play the trumpet with his skull.
 
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Oh, I wish I were really put together-
Smooth and fine as patent leather!
Oh, how great to be rated innately sedate!
But I'm afraid that I was fated
To be rather aberrated-
Oh, how sad to be mad as my mom and my dad!
Oh, I wish I were not crazy! Hooray! Hooray!
I wish my mind were less inclined
To be the kind that's hazy!
I could, of course, agree to be less crazy-
But I alas, am just too goddamned lazy!