I'm new....love me!

[TomfromMS]

hi friends! it's me, Tom! Since we don't get to talk as much as I'd like on myspace, I've decided to come over here to spend more time with all of you! In fact, I've been thinking of moving to Boston, in case you're interested in a pedal steel guitar player in this kayo Dot thing.

so tongue bathe me with your love!

 

[minxnim]

okay so is this real or not real

 

[TomfromMS]

I totally love Alex Driver, we have the sweetest conversations!

 

[Baliset]

totally fake

 

[Nut Butter]

I think the tongue bath thing sorta gave it away...

 

[xfer]

TOM can you tell us if our theory of your vetting techniques for hot myspace slutz is accurate?

 

[TomfromMS]

yes but occasionally I like to take a walk on the wild side, sailor.

 

[azal]

WORST FAKE EVER



x

 

[TomfromMS]

at least I'm not a herznogovenian.

ha.

 

[azal]

OK, I take it back.


awesome fake.

 

[croatschool]

terrible fake.

 

[chupe666]

5.5

 

[Kitty Star]

Hey get your own topic line buddy!!!

 

[TomfromMS]

yo listen up I'm MC Tomcat


My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

My milkshake brings all the hoes to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the girls go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I whine
I think it's time

La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The girls are waiting
La,la,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The girls are waiting

My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

My milkshake brings all the gals to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

I see you're on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these babes
It can't be bought
Just the thieves get caught
Watch if you're smart

La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The girls are waiting
La,La,La,La,La,
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The chicks are waiting

My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

My milkshake brings all the chicks to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

Oh, once you get involved
Everyone will look this way, so
You must maintain your charm
same time maintain your halo
Just get the perfect blend
Plus what you have within
Then next her eyes will squint
Then she's picked up your scent

La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The girls are waiting

My milkshake brings all the shorties to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

My milkshake brings all the gals to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

 

[xfer]

My myspace brings all the ID n00dz to the board

 

[TomfromMS]

don't diss me foo, word!
Pull to the house, get her outta the path,
the bitch said somethin' ta make me mad.
she said somethin' that I couldn't believe,
so I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy-ass weave.
Started talkin' shit, wouldn't you know,
I reached back like a pimp,
and I slapped the ho.
When Alex stood up, and he started to shout,
so I threw a right cross and knocked his old ass out.

 

[xfer]

i can't believe a pussy-lookin' motherfucker like TOM is talking about knockin my old ass out.

 

[mindspell]

You aren't exactly Lennox Lewis Alex. The Golden Girls probably could kick your arse..

 

[Kitty Star]

It would never happen, I got your back homes. Small people are vicious, watch out Tom I'm comin for ya!!!

 

[TomfromMS]

thank you mindspell, mes ami, however I've got xfer's punk ass

And you can New Jack SWING on my nuts
Down wit the niggaz that I bail out
I'm platinum bitch and I didn't have to sell out
Fuck you Tom, that's what the people say
Fuck latte swilling Bostonian metrosexuals, still with the triple K
Cause you know when my nine goes pop
it'll bust your head like a watermelon dropped from 12 stories up
Now let's see who'll drop