I'm off to the shops....

I'm sorry, they didn't have any Slurpee 'cos I'm in Glasgow. I got you Irn Bru instead. Rather you than me, but it's culture, innit?!
 
Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.
 
big gulp diet coke, a hot dog and crispy deep fried wanna be taquito thingy for me.

And don't forget the 12er of Bud Longnecks for after work.