i'm possibly going to get my first car soonish

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nissan sunny slx 1986 bitches

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it's my dad's old car and if i spend like 250 dollars in repairs i can pretty much have it

still considering whether i really need a car but..!
 
this car is great because it looks like a fast car but it's very slow with a really weak engine

so you can lure the chix in with the seductive ferrari red colour but as soon as they lustfully take the passenger seat you push the pedal to the metal and with a cough and a whirr they get crushed by the crippling blow of the hammer of harsh reality
 
i've had a license for two and a half years but i can just barely drive
 
My friend used to have a very similar car from 87 or 88 I think. A Sentra (i'm guessing sunny=sentra)blah blah blah 2 door blah (some random series of letters that mean something in marketing speak).

Great car... The ignition sequence was pretty much a half an hour of her turning the key and hitting shit till it turned on, the seats were pretty much a series of wires with duct-tape on them, and the passengers door had to be opened from the outside. Not to mention that various meters would only sometimes work... "This sure is a fast 37mph..." :lol:
 
yeah the sunny is called sentra in america apparently. found this image of a sentra that looks more like the actual car i'm getting than the pic in the op, almost identical actually (think the euro version has a different grille)

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the ignition is a bit fucked on this one too, you can turn the key too far and it will probably fuck it up if you don't have the magic touch and know what you're doing
 
this car is great because it looks like a fast car but it's very slow with a really weak engine

so you can lure the chix in with the seductive ferrari red colour but as soon as they lustfully take the passenger seat you push the pedal to the metal and with a cough and a whirr they get crushed by the crippling blow of the hammer of harsh reality

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
this car is great because it looks like a fast car but it's very slow with a really weak engine

so you can lure the chix in with the seductive ferrari red colour but as soon as they lustfully take the passenger seat you push the pedal to the metal and with a cough and a whirr they get crushed by the crippling blow of the hammer of harsh reality

hahahaha
 
make sure you give the chick the "door test"
For a second I thought this was some sort of fart thing. I guess I've been out of the newdating world for a spell. Either that or for the past 5 years I've had keyless entry, I dunno.

<3 '80s Japanese cars. Even the shitty ones are cool in a weird sort of way.
 
It is true that essentially all vehicles are garbage. Once in a while you'll find one which refuses to die, but it has nothing to do with the make/model and everything to do with luck.
 
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