but you can't top
<<I took this mystery man back to my room in an inebriated state of disarray. Next thing I know, he has flung me on to the bed with the authority of a level 51 blood elf looking to redeem his fallen brother Brocas. And with the ferocity of the steeds that pull Odin's chariot across the shore of Minnetonka, he spreaded my pad thai thighs apart and inserted his shelless turtle in to my aqueduct of asian seasoning. In and out, In and Out, with rapid fire precision double bass thrusts, he plundered my sashimi...That's all I remember.>>