I'm teaching my kids a lesson about the heavy metal umlaut tomorrow

[xfer]

most of them don't know what heavy metal is, but they'll have knowledge of Motorhead, Motley Crue, Blue Oyster Cult, and Spinal Tap after tomorrow!

 

[Desertsands]

Don't forget to tell them about fabulous black metal artists - DIO, Black Sabbath and Manowar.

 

[Baliset]

don't forget:

Queensrÿche

 

[azal]

Heavy Metal professor would be my favorite job in the world.

 

[Helm]

Indeed.

 

[xfer]

I was gonna leave Queensryche off but I think I can sneak 'em in on a list.

 

[Helm]

probably a good idea. Kids going to their moms saying 'mister Driver taught us all about the reich today!'

 

[azal]

hahaha

 

[xfer]

so, the only band they'd heard of was Motorhead. not Motley Crue even after I talked about Tommy Lee!

 

[IanDork107]

They probably know Motorhead because Lemmy is bi.

 

[avi]

they might know Tommy's cock