Impersonate Another Forum Member (2nd edition)

I give musicians and their bands bad reviews on the internet and have gotten threatened by them and like annoying people and pissing them off. I have a lot of friends on lastfm.com and people have crushes on me and they just really love me and feel loved.

love the attention I get on the internet and what not.
 
I give musicians and their bands bad reviews on the internet and have gotten threatened by them and like annoying people and pissing them off. I have a lot of friends on lastfm.com and people have crushes on me and they just really love me and feel loved.

love the attention I get on the internet and what not.

That sounds like an inaccurate version of me. :lol:
 
"I've just been in the shower and farted so hard that I had to turn back to look if it's spayed on the wall."
 
Krig.



"And So the Night Became and Beyond Sanctorum are the greatest albums ever written. And Graveland is ace, mates."
 
Everyone should listen to [generic black or death metal band] or fucking fail! :worship:
 
The exact phrasing and use of that emoticon make it pretty obvious if you've ever seen the person recommend anything.
 
fuck brutal death metal is boring.

Rooo reeeeeeee rooo reeeeeee

chugga chugga chugga chugga

uburt uburt uburt rooo reeeeee

ur ur ur ur chuggga chuggga

reeeeeeeee

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

...
 
There's this girl who's like 13 and her boyfriend is like 47. She has lots of older male friends going to see her. Anyway I told her I want to have sex with her and she wasn't even surprised looking. He didn't mind at all. It's really awesome. I've got her socks that I stole.

o_O I'm not THAT bad.
 
I've seen real tits and cocks before... like twice. But I've never seen a pussy. I do have a hope that I'll see it someday though. Well, at least I'm honest.