Impersonate Another Forum Member (2nd edition)

I go to Montreal onec in a while to shop. And I saw this this sexay hawt female that was walking on the street. She was like so hawt. She sort of looked at me about the same time I was looking at her tits. When our eyes crossed you could feel the electricity in the air! I can't stop thinking about this random girl that was walking on the street. I'm like so sure she's my fucking soulmate.
 
I never claimed to be a metal head. You've obviously never read any of my posts because I talk about non-metal all the time.
 
"Cromlech" is the only good song on Soulside Journey. The rest of the album fails to develop or illustrate anything that isn't in that song. Most extreme metal amounts to pointless minimalism and aggression that accomplishes no real musical ideas.
 
Hey guys, you should check out Elliott Smith. I'm pretty much done with metal aside from post-metal, which is the next big thing in metal. By the way, I got V5 to listen to Arckanum. Dodens, do you like Peste Noire? Don't forget to check out my blog!
 
Me? No. I wish. :( Someone impersonate me, dammit. :mad:

It was Master Yoda.

Hey guys, you should check out Elliott Smith. I'm pretty much done with metal aside from post-metal, which is the next big thing in metal. By the way, I got V5 to listen to Arckanum. Dodens, do you like Peste Noire? Don't forget to check out my blog!

Alterpol.




"The latest Cannibal Corpse album makes me cream my pants almost as much as Mozart's Jupiter symphony."