in two weeks, i will be in las vega$

[minxnim]

i have no idea what to pack! i need like 5 dresses and well... some other stuff i guess.
hmm let me see

body glitter
wig
5" heels
can of mace
barf bag for helicopter ride

what else?

 

[minxnim]

toofbrush

 

[xfer]

chocolactics

 

[xfer]

razor

 

[minxnim]

getting waxed so scratch that one.

 

[minxnim]

a pen to sign my sister's 'what happens in vegas stays in vegas' contract.

 

[xfer]

digital camera

 

[chupe666]

no, he means a plain straight razor- for cutting lines.

also: small mirror or mirrored glass table.

 

[lizard]

"danke schoene, darlin'..."

 

[minxnim]

camera - check

coke will only be done off of strippers.

 

[xfer]

fred's ID, so you can take him to the Bunny Ranch.

 

[avi]

what's the occasion? and why the heli ride?

 

[minxnim]

occasion: going insane being trapped in my dull life

helicopter: dad's friend from the war owns a helicopter and will give us a tour of the grand canyon for a daytrip.

 

[xfer]

whoa! if the chopper is an apache longbow you can pretend you're conducting raids over afghan weddings and shit!

 

[chupe666]

sometimes hookers like razors cut in them. so i hear..

also, that reminds me of one time that i heard ben folds on the radio in chicago and he said his next record was gonna be titled "Knee Deep in Hookers and Blow" which i thought was a great title.

 

[avi]

sounds like a good time!

 

[xfer]

-yellow ribbon so you don't get harassed at airport security

 

[minxnim]

american flag tube top - CHECK
jackie O sunglasses - CHECK
return flight - QUESTIONABLE

 

[xfer]

-neonscreen lotion

 

[minxnim]

oh, good idea.

also:
ex's credit card: CHECK