in two weeks, i will be in las vega$
- Thread starter minxnim
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the countdown continues....
i will be in las vega$ on thursday at exactly 8:03 pm.
so far i have remembered in addition to the above:
1. klonopin in case my sister wigs out
2. rolex
3. tickets to see the bangles
4. marilyn monroe style hair curlers
5. trampy dress my friend got me this weekend
6. new stilettos
i will be in las vega$ on thursday at exactly 8:03 pm.
so far i have remembered in addition to the above:
1. klonopin in case my sister wigs out
2. rolex
3. tickets to see the bangles
4. marilyn monroe style hair curlers
5. trampy dress my friend got me this weekend
6. new stilettos
ChromeLife
askew
dude i'd so take you except like i have $12. if you can get a flight, you can stay in our room (we're already sneaking two girls in!)
this is where we are staying:
http://www.treasureisland.com/index.html
PIRATES!
this is where we are staying:
http://www.treasureisland.com/index.html
PIRATES!
ChromeLife
askew
Dude, that is so awesome of you to offer that.. haha.. but in all honesty I could'nt, was just trying to be funny.. none the less you rock.
i'd totally sneak you in the room. i mean, i'd rob you blind and sell you into white slavery... but i mean, i'd let you hang for a few days. !
(p.s. see i am not as mean as xfer!)
(p.s. see i am not as mean as xfer!)
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
ChromeLife
askew
the_preppy said:
White slavery... I am sickly excited by the idea... mabye I could become some womans love slave... makes me think of that book Oh, The Places You'll Go! ... its an ADVENTURE!!
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
be nice!
okay. so this am, my sister left for vegas. i go to meet her in t-minus 3 days. she called from the cleveland airport and said into the phone "IM SHITFACED DUDE" and slammed the phone down. then she reminded me of my blood signed contract.
i just remembered i need to bring:
- a big bottle of PERV-B-GONE
- a nail file
- porn
okay. so this am, my sister left for vegas. i go to meet her in t-minus 3 days. she called from the cleveland airport and said into the phone "IM SHITFACED DUDE" and slammed the phone down. then she reminded me of my blood signed contract.
i just remembered i need to bring:
- a big bottle of PERV-B-GONE
- a nail file
- porn
this is where i'll be staying. it looks like it's on fire, i hope it's not on fire when i ge tthere.
but there's a giant pirate ship outside it. i mean, that's pretty cool. this gives me leeway to use the word BOOTY a lot.
goatschool
Member
jesus christ, there's a lot going on there.
are those people writhing in agony? is it me or does that resemble the outer tier of hell?
why am i the first asking if you are bringing the camera? i think that's probably evidence, though.
also, i am not pleased with #2 thread starter at the bottom, here.
are those people writhing in agony? is it me or does that resemble the outer tier of hell?
why am i the first asking if you are bringing the camera? i think that's probably evidence, though.
also, i am not pleased with #2 thread starter at the bottom, here.
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
camera has been addressed, nick!
and preppy...of all the places in the world you do NOT need to BRING porn...
and preppy...of all the places in the world you do NOT need to BRING porn...
goatschool
Member
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
avi
W3RK3R
they hire immigrants to hand out porn on the streets. not kidding.
the show outside treasure island is actually pretty neat. I've never been inside though.
the show outside treasure island is actually pretty neat. I've never been inside though.
goatschool
Member
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
i bet there are El Salvadorean engineers who never dreamed their careers would end up being "porn hander-outer".
goatschool
Member
well i am taking the digital camera and 2 32m memory cards. and a few rolls of film probably.
but i did sign a contract so i cant show the pictures of incrimination to anyone.
i've just been told that i should go to the zoo to see white lions, but i think i'll be too fucking drunk.
but i did sign a contract so i cant show the pictures of incrimination to anyone.
i've just been told that i should go to the zoo to see white lions, but i think i'll be too fucking drunk.
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