inauguration speech generator

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[False Joe]

I just stuck in random words.
But the end fit decently:

Finally, I must thank my gay family, my horny campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank my pals for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of loling the American people.

 

[genocide roach]

Barack Obama's Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a thrash day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "satan", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually fuck.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces bloody and gorey challenges like never before. Our economy is violent. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for metalheads. Our healthcare system is puss filled. If your vagina is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a roadie. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a cockring spiked gauntlet. But fucking together we can right this ship, and set a course for whore house.

Finally, I must thank my slippery family, my sticky campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank skin heads for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of sucking the American people. Without your epic efforts, none of this would have been possible.
~gR~

 

[whiskey funeral]

Terrible.

My fellow Americans, today is a stupid day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "alcohol", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually fart.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces horny and sweaty challenges like never before. Our economy is shitty. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for noodles. Our healthcare system is randy. If your naughty bits is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a jizz mopper . And America's image overseas is tarnished like a ace frehley hulk hogan boot. But copulating together we can right this ship, and set a course for Honduras.

Finally, I must thank my stinky family, my frisky campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank midgets for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of masticating the American people. Without your retarded efforts, none of this would have been possible.

 

[Deicidal]

Amazing...

My fellow Americans, today is a wet day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "jew", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually chewing.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces sticky and horny challenges like never before. Our economy is baked. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for pancakes. Our healthcare system is stoned. If your anus is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a prostitute. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a deathgrind lolcat. But rickrolling together we can right this ship, and set a course for Auschwitz.

Finally, I must thank my prepubescent family, my tight ass muthafuckin' campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank dykes for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of penetrating the American people. Without your sticky efforts, none of this would have been possible.

 

[mutantllama]

My fellow Americans, today is a my pals day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "my pals", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually my pals.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces my pals and my pals challenges like never before. Our economy is my pals. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for my pals. Our healthcare system is my pals. If your my pals is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a my pals. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a my pals my pals. But my pals together we can right this ship, and set a course for my pals.

Finally, I must thank my my pals family, my my pals campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank my pals for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of niggering the American people. Without your my pals efforts, none of this would have been possible.

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[General Zaroff]

My fellow Americans, today is a hope day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "change", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually hope.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces change and hope and change challenges like never before. Our economy is hope. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for change. Our healthcare system is change. If your hope is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a change. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a change and hope epoh dna egnahc. But change together we can right this ship, and set a course for change.

Finally, I must thank my change family, my hope campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank change for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of hope the American people. Without your hope efforts, none of this would have been possible.

 

[Valerie]

My fellow Americans, today is a sexy day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "marijuana", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually squeal.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces shitty and jovial challenges like never before. Our economy is serious. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for bunnies. Our healthcare system is famous. If your vagina is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a Pimp. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a strap-on condom. But Fisting together we can right this ship, and set a course for the ghetto.

Finally, I must thank my stinky family, my giant campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Christians for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of killing the American people. Without your erect efforts, none of this would have been possible.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

My fellow Americans, today is a fucked day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "bullshit", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually kill.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces fucked and raped challenges like never before. Our economy is stabbed. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for killing. Our healthcare system is raped. If your nigglet is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a ass gobblin. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a smelly cunt. But fucked together we can right this ship, and set a course for My ass.

Finally, I must thank my destroyed family, my hailed campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank my pals for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of fucking the American people. Without your failed efforts, none of this would have been possible.

 

[Satanstoenail]

My fellow Americans, today is a cunty day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "cunt", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually fart.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces farty and smelly challenges like never before. Our economy is ugly. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for twatters. Our healthcare system is lumpy. If your bell end is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a pimp. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a knob pastie. But fucking together we can right this ship, and set a course for Dickville.

Finally, I must thank my gammy family, my hairy campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank sub morons for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of vomiting the American people. Without your mouldy efforts, none of this would have been possible.

 

[DarkBliss]

My fellow Americans, today is a cumbersome day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "problem", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually beat.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces limp and grating challenges like never before. Our economy is slimy. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for pants. Our healthcare system is shameless. If your ear is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a plumber. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a pencil eye patch. But joining together we can right this ship, and set a course for Fiji.

Finally, I must thank my scrawny family, my cannibals campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Americans for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of pounding the American people. Without your gaseous efforts, none of this would have been possible.

 

[Caecius]

Barack Obama's Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is an Awkward day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "Porn", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually Run.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces Black and Fat challenges like never before. Our economy is Huge. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for Dicks. Our healthcare system is Slow. If your Finger is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a NFL Player. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a Tuna Fish Phone. But Fucking together we can right this ship, and set a course for My House.

Finally, I must thank my Mental family, my Loving campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Slipknot Fans for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of Tripping the American people. Without your White efforts, none of this would have been possible.

 

[XSASweet]

oh wow

My fellow Americans, today is a helpful day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "White House", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually speed.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces tired and old challenges like never before. Our economy is huge. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for microphones. Our healthcare system is small. If your Palm is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a Actor. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a Desk suit. But mailing together we can right this ship, and set a course for Moscow.

Finally, I must thank my inhuman family, my silly campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Metalheads for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of Shitting the American people. Without your annoying efforts, none of this would have been possible.