Insane guitar playing

I coulda swore we had a youtube thread on this forum, be a good idea if the mods stickied a youtube thread for us all to post videos.
 
is it a requirement for people who are ridiculous at guitar to have ibanez guitars in terrible colours like turquoise pink and vomit green
 
Great player... but I have an immense hatred for guitarists who only do shred.
 
The guy may be talented and technically proficient as all hell but he uses it to play really overdone and uninspiring music. I would listen to Burzum over some shitty ass Satriani/Vai ripoff any fucking day of the week.