Insanely cool

[mousewings]

Two short notes here: Firstly, Nasheim doesn't play live. Second but in no way unimportant, I HAVE NO INTENTION OF HAVING SEX WITH ERIK. Thank you and fuck off, mousewings.

You're welcome. Lethal do play live do they. Also, the losing your virginity to a bandmember thing was about me. Not you at all. I think it's obvious neither you nor Erik swing that way.

The sad thing is that you actually reckon you've got a pretty fair chance of pulling him

I don't?

Why not though? I'm... me but then that may be it. :/

 

[Henrik Main]

Why not though? I'm... me but then that may be it. :/

You live in two different countries, for instance?

 

[lizard]

I'm sure you guys from the Nordland would find much to recognize in the great frozen north of Canada!

 

[mousewings]

@lizard: They would, except there are no good social programs here and the majority of people are uneducated. Not to mention the higher crime rates and the slums.

You live in two different countries, for instance?

but what if we didn't? yeah that's true. I thought the previous statement was a reference to my sanity or smth.

 

[lizard]

@lizard: They would, except there are no good social programs here and the majority of people are uneducated.

but that's the beauty of it! they'd be intellectual titans!

don't forget, in the land of the legless, the one-legged man is King.

 

[mousewings]

Except it's *so* annoying being around all these stupid people. They don't "get" anything and their stupidity takes up social programs. They're taking up my air, food, and buying all the shiny stuff.

Some people I hear about, I swear I feel like slapping them. Figuratively speaking.

 

[lizard]

Except it's *so* annoying being around all these stupid people. They don't "get" anything and their stupidity takes up social programs. They're taking up my air, food, and buying all the shiny stuff.

Some people I hear about, I swear I feel like slapping them. Figuratively speaking.

trust me - I feel your pain. the next time I see some melon headed 300 lb woman in bib overalls, I think I will hurl most vigorously.

 

[JayKeeley]

First of all, this thread is disturbing. It's like reading a public bathroom wall.

Yes, losing your virginity backstage to a groupie or band member sounds so appealing.

You want to lose your virginity to either "a groupie or band member"? Does that include chick groupies, because I've never met any other kind.

Erik doesn't seem like the type though...

Based on what assumption?? The way he talks about his love for At The Gates and Candlemass?? You are obsessed! Why not just go OUTSIDE and get a boyfriend? Do you realize how EASY it is for a chick to get a guy, as opposed to the other way round? All you need to do is show up.

 

[JayKeeley]

I do wish our singer-songwriter *was* mine though.

Also, who is "our singer-songwriter" supposed to be?

 

[mousewings]

You want to lose your virginity to either "a groupie or band member"? Does that include chick groupies, because I've never met any other kind.

The groupie part was a reference to teh hott band member guys here. The band member part was a reference to me. And there are guy groupies. I'll get some if I ever become famous.

Based on what assumption

Cause he's smart and obviously has class. Also based on his obsession with computers and orange juice mentioned in previous thread.

You are obsessed! Why not just go OUTSIDE and get a boyfriend? Do you realize how EASY it is for a chick to get a guy, as opposed to the other way round? All you need to do is show up.

Really for the second? The guys I approach don't seem interested in me and the ones who I know for sure are, I'm not interested in. I'm also a little shy at times...

I'll try it; I'm also a little obsessed with a few people I know here... so...

 

[NAD]

Do you realize how EASY it is for a chick to get a guy, as opposed to the other way round? All you need to do is show up.

This is so fucking true. If a girl that I found attractive came up to me and asked me out or wanted to go for a romp in the alleyway, I'd go for it in a heartbeat. For starters there is no work involved trying to hit on a chick, but secondly, assertive women = THE FUCKING WIN.

A guy has to plan his attack for getting a girl's number, much more so for a date, and unless you are just a walking pimp, the sex thing. Also that walking pimp thing can be a turnoff to some bints, so even the massive stud dudes don't have it easy.

 

[JayKeeley]

This is so fucking true. If a girl that I found attractive came up to me and asked me out or wanted to go for a romp in the alleyway, I'd go for it in a heartbeat.

Actually, even if she was just 'average', a guy will probably still go for it. It's an ego-boost, and that adrenaline of having a girl come on to you takes over.

A. Girls approaching guys: MALE THOUGHT PROCESS = Look at boobs. Then simple 'yes' or 'no'. Telephone number exchanged.

Guy goes home and has a wank.

B. Guys approaching girls: FEMALE THOUGHT PROCESS = playing 'hard to get', don't want to look too easy, emotional rollercoaster, "will my friends like him?", is he just interested in me to get to my sister/friend, what kind of wedding would we have, will our babies be cute?, does he have a job, what kind of car does he drive?...I just want to be left alone in my misery of being fat!!!!

Girl goes home, crying, wondering why she doesn't have a boyfriend, and then calls her ugly best friend up for 3 hour cry session whilst eating full-fat ice cream in bed.

 

[NAD]

Since I haven't gotten laid in about 4 months, at this piont attractive = swamp donkey to me.

Girl goes home, crying, wondering why she doesn't have a boyfriend, and then calls her ugly best friend up for 3 hour cry session whilst eating full-fat ice cream in bed.

Oh man, this is awesome on so many levels.

 

[Erik]

First of all, this thread is disturbing.

I concur, but at least you're not inexplicably the object of someone on the other side of the world's unanswered desire :< guess who's feeling more disturbed

 

[MajestikMøøse]

yea, this thread needs to be put back on topic:

here we go!

 

[Hell Mike]

if someone was funay you'd have done OMG ITS MIKE FALLING FROM 5th FLOOR one already

 

[MajestikMøøse]

yeah, that would be funnier than Varg bungee jumping.

 

[NAD]

TEH GIANT SORTAATH!!!!!!111111

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Maybe it is an inflatable Sorath doll of some Nasheim/Lethal groupie.

 

[Hell Mike]

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