It's 4 am and I'm not sleepy aha *fart*

I thought you were...

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once I was NAD said:
i just took a painful dump. been eating too much smexican food lately.

from the sounds of things, you will be eating poopoo platter soon enough :tickled: :loco:
 
yeah maybe i should start licking assholes! shit works for gugs, he scores way more often than i do. hmm.
 
ass story ...

some time ago, actually ealier this year, a bunch of us go to this joint we hang out in. my friend makes a deal with me ... you go up to a chik and tell her in casual conversation that you want to eat her ass ... if I do ... $100 awaits.

so I go to this older, classy chick ... obviously tipsy ... late 30's ... Samantha from Sex and the City type ... and start rapping with her and lay it on her ... after I got slapped ... i got a laugh and a drink and a kiss ... and a number.

went out with her, once ... totally wimped out when I was sober as she was a little ... well ... those dominant type of exec chicks ... and she was from New Zeeland ... but she called me at least 2 more times in the next weeks ... always drunk ... looking to hang out again.

Lessons learned ... #1 i am a puss ... #2 chicks love ass play