It's 4am, you're wide awake, and famished. What do YOU do?

[Krilons Resa]

this thread is hilarious.

where is the G-spot?

When a woman is lying down and spread out before thee, think of the opening to the love canal as the door to a ballroom, with a pretty chandelier right in the middle of the domed ceiling. Aim for the chandelier, I suggest the middle and ring fingers so it looks like you're giving the horns from the outside. Oh yeah and now is a good time for the thumb to take care of the man in the boat.

 

[NAD]

Holy shit this thread. Cool.

nad's dating an arab ...

She's pretty rad. I don't know if I like her like her though.

HA! I remember after our first date I thought "yeah, she's pretty cool" but I wasn't hooked until the second date, at which point I became infatuated. And now 7+ years later we're married and still gay as fuck for one another. AWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Haha...it's hindus who wear sari's. Arabs just wear dynamite.

As my wife has said: "I'm not an Arab, I'm Persian. We don't blow ourselves up, we kidnap. Get it right!"

 

[NAD]

4am meals on the way home from an LA gig are best from this place:

http://www.gallogiro.com/

Best. Website. EVER. Make sure to click around and listen to the music.

 

[monoxide_child]

i eat when i get hungry

what the fuck was up with the 9 people that don't eat when they're hungry??

 

[dorian gray]

That G spot bit: hahahaha

 

[NAD]

I went to El Gallo Giro at 2am after a gig a few nights ago.

It was fucking GLORIOUS. And their website still rules face.

 

[ChaosLee]

I make organic eggs and organic uncured bacon. Hell I'm going to fucking cook that shit now

 

[NAD]

Seriously, uncured pork products are the BEST.

 

[ChaosLee]

Seriously, uncured pork products are the BEST.

They fucking rule. As is the black sabbath I'm blasting while I cook

 

[rms]

Organic eggs are fucking expensive

 

[einride]

I buy organic everything, pretty much

 

[rms]

I just went to my grocery store and organic milk is 6$ a gallon while non-organic is 2$ from the same brand, come the fuck on there's no way it costs 4$ more

 

[dorian gray]

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