It's a conspiracy...

[E-bortion]

A lot of you here are Necrophagist fans. Well, seeing that A lot of you just LOVE Onset of Putrefaction, I've something to ask. Do you really think these are the lyrics, even if thats what every site, album cover, or bandmate says?

I quote darklyrics.com

( http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/necrophagist/onsetofputrefaction.html#1)

-Foul Body Autopsy-

Snorting - the viley stench of putrescence
Coffin - lies exhumed in front of me
Foul stiff - strewn with papillae and pores
Fermenting - stiff corpse putrefies

Slicing, bisecting, incising the stiff

Stomach wall is opening
Primitive diagnosis...
Remove internal organs
Primitive autopsy...

Sawing - the weak head of the corpse I saw
Slicing - celebral bisection
Eviscerate - slushy bowels ripped out at once
Perfecting - foul body autopsy


Sure it sounds "sort of like the song" but my friends, you are sadly mistaken. The following lyrics were deciphered by me after hours and hours of research and work. Behold the food-related propaganda that you all have subconsciously acknowledged. I ask that you cue up "Foul Body Autopsy" as you read the following passage. You will undoubtedly see the truth of the matter.

- Foul Body Autopsy -

Syrup

I want barbecue
Frothy, spicy, greasy, saucy
Would you like me to pour me a pot meat
Sorry, all i ate was a baby
Strawberry pie

Spicy, scented, saucy chips

Oh, hey! Some butter!
West side story
Mustard whore
Do we get buttered peas?

Spicy, scented, saucy chips

I make hot dog
Tell me...
Think you know what theyll do to supersizing?
Syrup in incision
Boisenberry
Sausage boy, a bottle (a)'board a freight train
I love syrup

Spicy, scented, saucy chips

Oh, hey! Some butter!
West side story
Mustard whore
Do we get buttered peas?

Spicy, scented, saucy chips

I like hot dogs too...

 

[AsModEe]

that was necro

 

[Captain Beard]

Its unfortunately accurate too.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

harharhar

 

[E-bortion]

Better yet... growl along for the first listen.

 

[neal]

hahaha thats fucking fantastic. i like those lyrics way better.

 

[metalskäter7]

Necrophagist are fucking awesome and BRUTAL. If you don't like them you're fucking gay.

 

[Will Bozarth]

very good, James.


Acie - that was funny

Necrophagist rules

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Necrophagist are fucking awesome and BRUTAL. If you don't like them you're fucking gay.

I really dont like to assocaite music as with being brutal or not. I think thats a corny or cliched word. If its good music then its good plain and simple regardless if its BRUTAL or not.

 

[E-bortion]

Necrophagist do rule.