Jimmy Buffett’s Stash Rivals Willie Nelson’s
We are moving to France after work today because in France the cops are cool. Page Six reports that Jimmy Buffett was on his way to St. Tropez on a private jet when customs officials discovered more than 100 tabs of Ecstasy in his luggage. Here in the States that many happy pills would score you major jail time and, say, $100,000 fine, but if you’re in the South of France (and are Jimmy Buffett) you pay $380 bucks and can be on the beach by dinnertime. ‘Course Buffett’s spokeswoman insists the medication seized was prescribed by a doctor, but couldn’t, apparently, name any health problems Buffett is enduring. We’re guessing he feels pretty damn good most of the time, much like Willie Nelson, who also seems to purchases his drugs at Costco.
There was a joke about this on last weeks SNL on the fake news. They said that along with the drugs they also found his lost shaker of salt. Or something like that.