it's chromatose's birthday!

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I am going to eat all-I-can-eat chesapeake bay crabs for dinner. I will be smashing them with mallets and the old bay will be stinging horridly the paper cuts I have managed to attain at work today, and the jagged crab shells will slice into my butter-softened fingers. and it will be glorious.

SEAFOOD MASOCHISM!
*death metal ensues*

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Will Bozarth]

I was going to show up at your house with a glorious birthday cake (hair free), tons of new not yet relelased CDs, Zombies, money and porn.

But 5 mins. before I got to your house, I got tired, turned around and went home.

 

[Seasons_Of_Destruction]

Seafood sucks.

 

[Anvil]

Seafood sucks.

*slaps Seasons Of Destruction*

 

[Seasons_Of_Destruction]

Hey. I just don't like seafood!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

seafood does suck... and by saying that i am the worst rhode islander ever

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I like some seafood, but no fish. Blech.

 

[Iris]

Happy birthday, Chromie!!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Happy birthday, Chromie!!

That looks really good ... except I'm kinda wary of the huge olive and bacon bits on it...

Hah, I love all seafood except steamed crabs and in this place, it's like treason to not like to sit at a bit table covered in newspaper hitting filthy bottom-feeding hard-shelled bugs with hammers and sucking out of their claws for like an hour.

*shifts eyes over to Cara, waiting for the obvious comment*

 

[NinjaKitten]

Happy birthday Chromie!!!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

That looks really good ... except I'm kinda wary of the huge olive and bacon bits on it...

Hah, I love all seafood except steamed crabs and in this place, it's like treason to not like to sit at a bit table covered in newspaper hitting filthy bottom-feeding hard-shelled bugs with hammers and sucking out of their claws for like an hour.

*shifts eyes over to Cara, waiting for the obvious comment*

...um...i'm not sure what i'm supposed to say..."kinky"?..."i'll steam your crabs alright!"?...

but anyway. i'm not into that either so i got a crab quesadilla and it was teh win.:Spin:

 

[Larf03]

Happy Birthday !

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

...um...i'm not sure what i'm supposed to say..."kinky"?..."i'll steam your crabs alright!"?...

but anyway. i'm not into that either so i got a crab quesadilla and it was teh win.:Spin:

"All Maryland has is crabs"

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ahahaha i remember now

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

ahahaha i remember now

Damn right, fool!

[/neal]

 

[neal]

awesome.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

awesome.

no its not

 

[neal]

you dont even know what the hell you're talking about!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Look a monkey!