it's chromatose's birthday!

[Tide In Mind Out]

yeah we'll be stocking up on spermicidal trojans as well as wire coat hangers. i think this is a night for target.

 

[lizard]

when you deflower him, be gentle. it's only natural for him to be a little nervous his first time.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

add to grocery list: butter and charmin ultra

 

[lizard]

haha
and aromatic candles.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

and teddy bears to cuddle with after a night of vicious crotch carnage, er, i mean, ever so gentle love making

 

[lizard]

silk scarves

and maybe...chocolate syrup :Spin:

 

[lizard]

and a nice bottle of wine to relax him and make him less apprehensive.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

or a hatchet to stop his squirming for good!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

you guys, seriously


er and harpy burfday

 

[MFJ]

Vicious crotch carnage x23523634778563445363246262632623623

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Mormagil]

It's my birthday too.

COINCIDENCE?!?!?!??

 

[E-bortion]

Happy birthday chromietoes!

 

[NAD]

It's my birthday too.

COINCIDENCE?!?!?!??

Maybe if you filled out your profile you'd get a birthday thread too.

 

[Mormagil]

...err, I'm too mature and cool for such childish things.

 

[MFJ]

Happy birthday to Mormagil- Noltem fan #1!!!!

 

[Henrik Main]

I, Flamboyant Henrik Main, wish Chromatose and Mormagil HAPPY BIRTHDAYZ!

 

[Demonspell]

Happy late birthdays Chromie and Mormagil...

 

[Mormagil]

Happy birthday to Mormagil- Noltem fan #1!!!!