it's chromatose's birthday!

[neal]

elephants are bigger in person!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

that reminds me of going to the zoo and seeing the elephants. This one time one of them took the biggest poo ive ever seen.
Elephants are awesome.

 

[neal]

big piles of shit are pretty righteous.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

except when they don't flush and you have to break them into smaller parts with your fingers

no wait thats fun

 

[neal]

atomic dookie!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Did you know that elephants are the only mammals that can't jump?

 

[Captain Beard]

Those and white men.

 

[Matt Lee]

Happy Birthday Derrick! ..................I have nothing clever to say. And I'm hungry. (especially after all the pictures of food in this thread)

 

[Will Bozarth]

what are you gay?

 

[Brett]

Did you know that elephants are the only mammals that can't jump?

Well with gigantic cocks I imagine they don't feel a need to impress anyone.

 

[Lord Foul]

Did you know that elephants are the only mammals that can't jump?

That's what they say, but you have to ask yourself, how many other mammals have you seen jump? A cow? A gorilla? A platypus? An Emu?

Have they actually tested all the other mammals?

 

[Matt Lee]

Well, since an emu isn't a mammal...they're probably a bit ahead of you on that one.

 

[neal]

haha gorillas jump all the time!

 

[Lord Foul]

Well, since an emu isn't a mammal...they're probably a bit ahead of you on that one.

See, I just threw that one in there to separate the wheat from the chaff, so to speak.

 

[Chromatose]

Thanks guys!!

 

[0neEyedWilly]

Happy B-Day!

 

[84n44n]

*bakes waffles in the shape of chromatose's beard*

 

[WinterSolstice]

Happy birthday!

 

[Karmic]

nutmeg mmmm

haveagreatonederick ^^