It's my birthday!

It's just getting it that's the problem...
It also means you can be done for statuatory rape!

Not a fun age but happy birthday anyway!
 
Ok, whatg myth is this? ive never heard it? I dont peel labels but im not exactly a sexual beast... and sam is a ravenous bastard in that area but he constantly does so...
 
I don't know where you get that idea from! I have a healthy appetite for all forms of nutrition. Except ale, of which I don't get nearly enough as I should, and money...
Speaking of which, how much did you haul in from today Nudger?
 
Woo i'm like totally late here but Happy birthday for the other day :p
(Don't worry i'm late with even my parents birthdays me man!)

They might aswel lower the age you can have sex from 16 to 12 or something these days anyway from what I here from my younger brother and his mates! hahaha

I hope you can a metal gathering and got loads of people round and got wasted while annoyed all the passing townies with the loud music and insane attempts to drunkingly sing alone to your favorite metal songs!