it's overrr...

[dreaming neon darkspot]

TEN-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

*claps wildly*

 

[El Stormo]

My post-cock is small, but it's what I can do with it that matters!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

2000 more post and Lauras post cock will be a foot long!

 

[Captain Beard]

My post-cock is small, but it's what I can do with it that matters!

have sex with midgets?

 

[El Stormo]

Hey, someone's gotta give the little girls some lovin'!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Hey, someone's gotta give the little girls some lovin'!

fat chicks.

fat chicks can fuck midgets with a pinkie finger; midgets can crawl inside of fat chicks' vaginas - everybody's satisfied!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

What's a bdsm duck?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

will was looking on ebay (i think) for duck-stuff to buy me and he saw this collection of like 50 rubber duckies. police officer duck, firefighter duck, clown duck, devil duck, witch duck, etc, etc ... and BDS&M duck! it was just a rubber ducky with black leather painted onto it or something

 

[El Stormo]

fat chicks.

fat chicks can fuck midgets with a pinkie finger; midgets can crawl inside of fat chicks' vaginas - everybody's satisfied!

We could even organize guided tours!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

of a fat chick's vagina?

 

[El Stormo]

Why not? I'm sure LRD would love to be the guide of a group of midgets.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

we could give them a tour of a magical land where midgets and fat chicks live in harmony, where fat chicks carry midgets on their backs and help them get things off of shelves and ... midgets make fat chicks feel even more hideous and gargantuan than they already are because that's the way it should be.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Everyyyy one liiiiikes cheeeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEeeeesee!

 

[El Stormo]

we could give them a tour of a magical land where midgets and fat chicks live in harmony, where fat chicks carry midgets on their backs and help them get things off of shelves and ... midgets make fat chicks feel even more hideous and gargantuan than they already are because that's the way it should be.

We'd have to cancel LRD then. He isn't interested in small people if they're not showing their private parts.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Everyyyy one liiiiikes cheeeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEeeeesee!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

We'd have to cancel LRD then. He isn't interested in small people if they're not showing their private parts.

but he is interested in small private parts!

...yeah, a pedophilia joke that kinda failed. i'm awesome!

 

[El Stormo]

We all are awesome! And we all float! Soon, you'll float, too...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

EAT BATTERY ACID, YOU SLIME!!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Congrats Laura!
I am happy to inform you that being Will's gf, had a lot to do with getting you to this point!
Hooray!! Hooray!!