it's so windy here...

[deadair]

my toupee almost came off

 

[xfer]

Did you know that in one zany adventure of the Great Brain, Tom wagered that his grandmother had been scalped by Indians and wore a wig to conceal her bare skull? He conspired with his friends to lift the wig and...well, you're just going to have to read the book!

 

[deadair]

read!?!