Its what I heard about Hitlery

[Jurched]

I heard that Hillary Rodham abducts her opponents and enemies, and then devours their heart and brains in order to gain their powers for herself.

This is what I heard, so I'm not quite sure if its the truth.

Jurched

 

[bobo'c]

:Spin: So Hillary is a flesh eating zombie? cool

 

[Jurched]

Not a zombie, just your average witch-doctor cannibal seeking unlimited power through brutal primitive ritual.

But that's what I'd heard.

What, did you hear differently?

Jurched

 

[Jurched]

I also heard Hitlery Rodham kidnaps gentile children, sacrifices them on Friday evening as the sun sets, and then uses their blood to make her ritual unleavened bread.

On Saturday mornings, she then asks any grieving parents passing by to light her stove.

This is what I heard. I think its true.

Jurched

 

[reidie]

Thats funny coz thats pretty much what I've heard too! Except after lighting the stove, as a token of her gratitude, she invites them to join her for the meal.....

 

[Mxgonzo]

I heard that she is just a plain old Bitch.