ITT: We discuss the best new TV show...

[General Zod]

I haven't seen it Zod, but I will admit that I FUCKING LOATHE Matthew Perry. Talk about lucking-out. Dude is ugly and has a one-dimensional approach to humor...

Most woman I know think he's quite cute and I think he's hysterical. Great comic timing, and also fantastic with the physical aspects of comedy as well.

Zod

 

[dorian gray]

Yeah but it's been the exact same thing for going on what? 15 years now?
I don't know any women who find his skinny body and jawless face attractive.

 

[J.]

sure as hell does. That's why I need to watch stuff with beautiful people in it.
btw, isn't Grey's Anatomy based on "good-looking" characters? Isn't Patrick Dempsey's character "Dr. Dreamy" or something? Those other two chicks are considered attractive for some reason. So, yeah, you ARE watching a show based around the attractiveness of the actors (although reality will come crashing down soon for most of them)

some. Grey herself isnt a knockout. there's that ugly nerdy guy and his fat girlfriend.

seriously though, i watch some of these shows and im wondering "where are the real policewoman that look like that? or nurses? or flight attendants?"

ive had one hot flight attendant in my lifetime. in moves, they're always victoria secret models

 

[dorian gray]

seriously though, i watch some of these shows and im wondering "where are the real policewoman that look like that? or nurses? or flight attendants?"

bwahahahaha yeah! My favorite is Mariska Hargitay, daughter of JAYNE MANSFIELD, as a detective. The only female cops - no offense intended - I've met have been quite hideous. I would say a high proportion of nurses I know or have worked with are unusually attractive. Not Victoria's Secret quality but pretty hot nonetheless.

 

[General Zod]

what is it about Zod?

A behind-the-scenes look at a fictional sketch-comedy TV show (Saturday Night Live).

In the first episode, a sketch called "Crazy Christians" is pulled right before the show goes on live. Judd Hirsch, who plays the Lorne Michaels character breaks down, goes in front of the camera on live TV, and goes on a rant reminicent of "NetworK'. Newly hired network president Amanda Peet decides to hire Matthew Perry and Bradley Whitford's characters (who play are a very successful writer/producer combo) to save the show. Perry and Whitford had worked on the show previously, but had been uncermoniously dismissed years prior. However, they're forced into taking the job because Whitford's character had recently flunked a drug test and now they can't get bonded for the movie they were scheduled to shoot.

Zod

 

[dorian gray]

Amanda Peet is nice to look at but has wierd boobies. Just thought it was important to mention that.

 

[J.]

the best is sex scenes

dunno, but me and the wife rarely have sex with our work clothes STILL ON. do women in shows not wear panties, or do they wear the ones with the crotch-hole?

and damn, i guess lubricants dont exist in film. the chick is already sloppy wet under there and the dude must have his schlong already lubricated in his boxers, because it simply slides in with no foreplay workout.

we must be doing something wrong

 

[lurch70]

A behind-the-scenes look at a fictional sketch-comedy TV show (Saturday Night Live).

In the first episode, a sketch called "Crazy Christians" is pulled right before the show goes on live. Judd Hirsch, who plays the Lorne Michaels character breaks down, goes in front of the camera on live TV, and goes on a rant reminicent of "NetworK'. Newly hired network president Amanda Peet decides to hire Matthew Perry and Bradley Whitford's characters (who play are a very successful writer/producer combo) to save the show. Perry and Whitford had worked on the show previously, but had been uncermoniously dismissed years prior. However, they're forced into taking the job because Whitford's character had recently flunked a drug test and now they can't get bonded for the movie they were scheduled to shoot.

Zod

pretty cool ...

networks have to get their marketing straight as from the ads I have seen in print and glimpses of stuff on tv ... it looked like something similar to LAS VEGAS

 

[dorian gray]

the best is sex scenes

My fave is when the bra is still on. Yeah. That's what I like to do. Leave it on. No boobies please.

edit: that's why I wish they would just leave sex scenes out of tv (unless it's HBO or whatever) because it's so incredibly unrealistic. If I want to see sex, I'll just watch porn.

 

[Reign in Acai]

What I find ridiculous is when they have 20 somethings playing the role of teenagers. Luke Perry had a receeding hairline while starting the 10th fucking grade in 90210.

 

[dorian gray]

haha Luke Perry. I love struggling actors. I caught an episode of ER a couple weeks ago. Man, that show is where actors go to die.

 

[Guthrum]

INSTANT BEAUTY:

I can't stop laughing at this. It looks like a demonic retard.

 

[General Zod]

My fave is when the bra is still on. Yeah. That's what I like to do. Leave it on. No boobies please.

Agreed. Especially when they show you the two of them lying in bed, after they've done the deed, and she still has her bra on. Of the thousands and thousands of woman I've had sex with, none have ever kept their bra on.

Zod

 

[dorian gray]

awesome

 

[lurch70]

thousands of woman

... brilliant

 

[JayKeeley]

haha Luke Perry. I love struggling actors. I caught an episode of ER a couple weeks ago. Man, that show is where actors go to die.

except Ray Liotta's cameo

that one episode is probably one of the finest moments in tv history, no shit

 

[Doom]

The only shows I ALWAYS watch are Lost, Desperate Housewives , and Extras. Extras is the new show by Ricky Gervais, creator of The Office. It's generally quite good, but nothing special. I tend to enjoy the big American shows more than anything.

Lurch, have you watched the original The Office (UK)?