ITT we find who has the most metal name ever

[AsModEe]

There's that guy who works with my brother and is like 55 years and doesn't know shit about metal, but he has the most metal name EV4R.

His name is

Dan Martys

 

[neal]

how is that the most metal name ever?

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

My friends name is Matt Knight, I'd say thats pretty damn metal.

 

[lizard]

"alan"

 

[AsModEe]

how is that the most metal name ever?

it's the way you pronounce it.

Dan Martissssss.

Sounds metal.

 

[lizard]

sounds like a slow leak from a bicycle tire

 

[AsModEe]

that's because you use that stupid english pronounciation

 

[lizard]

touche, mon ami!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Ross the Boss?

 

[lurch70]

Ross the Boss?

lol

Bud Weiser ... this was the name of an actual person behind the scenes on some 80's sitcom

 

[JayKeeley]

Ron Burgundy.

 

[lizard]

Rat Scabies

oh wait...he was a punk

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Chuck Norris

 

[lizard]

Cheetah Chrome (another punk)

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

"My Unicorn!! Aw, what have they done to ya', Gary?"

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Max Johnson

the contest is over.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Shit, thats right, we already decided he had the best name. Now all he has to do is legally change his middle name to "fucking"

 

[Will Bozarth]

Bozarth.

 

[lizard]

I have to admit Bozarth is metal due to it's combination of consonants resulting in a gutteral, feral growl.

 

[AsModEe]

Bozarth.

yeah that's right. Your name is pretty metal IMO. You're second after Dan Martys