ITT we thank Jake

Thanks Jake for not making a pass at my 16 year old sister or making an otherwise inappropriate comment. Your ability to resist the easy joke should be an example to us all.
 
my friend Paul made a huge final-fantasy like video game called "Hangar 18". the second half was "Return to Hangar 18" and the whole thing was based on Megadeth lyrics.

the part when the White House calls Dave is great.
 
MILITARY INTELLIGENCE

STILL TWO WORDS THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE


dave spends most of the game getting blowjobs from groupies, too.

and i spend it getting tortured by aliens, or suspended by my broken neck.
 
the one thing about megadeth that i am glad to see is that while he has become a born-again christian, dave mustaine has no love for bush if i am reading into the new cover for their album correctly. i was scared he would go over to the conservative side.