ITT: you are singing the wrong words to a well known song

[minxnim]

....

 

[lizard]

they stab it with their steeley knives but they just can't kill the yeast

 

[The Dope]

A walk through Heaven isn't Eddie Vedder

 

[xfer]

haha excellent

 

[TheNewChupe]

That ewe shook me ALLLL NIIIIGHT LOOOONG

 

[FalseTodd]

Once, when you were a baby I told you
that boobies came from the sea
but when you touchme, between my thighs
I say 'Wow'.

I never lie
But you won't believe
That this schlong could belong
to to-by.

 

[FalseTodd]

Terran will be destroooooyyyy-ahd
TER-RAN!

 

[FalseTodd]

Rolled up like a loofa by the foreman of the night

 

[FalseTodd]

Carry a laser down the road that I must travel.

 

[Baliset]

considering i have been listening to bath and lybm extensively the past two days this thread now amuses me greatly.

 

[minxnim]

big old jed had his light on!
don't carry me too far away!

 

[TheNewChupe]

Oh say can you see
By the dawn's early light
Who so proudly we nailed
At the twilight's last beaming
Whose broad stripes and bright stars
Through the parryless fight
On the ramp arts we watched
at the twilight's last beaming
(repeat ad infinitum)

 

[Demonspell]

And there's a wino down the road...

 

[Firedwarf]

(my friend in the car just now, not knowing she's singing wrong lyrics)

"e'rybody in the club gots tits."

 

[ChromeLife]

"Seedscapes filled with posies lonely waiting for the bloom"

 

[thefourthcontact]

And I lifted my piece of summer
Like a pizza memory
or a dream

!

 

[FrostGiant]

Carry a laser down the road that I must travel.

Those aren't the correct words?

 

[Static]

'I saw the shore expand on that joyous day,
Breathe deeper,
Post longer,
Signed faller'

 

[inkybmistro]

i was listening to "kyoto song" by the cure, and i always thought the words were "a nightmare of you/of death in the womb/wakes me up at quarter to three", but as it turns out, it's "death in the pool". i like my lyrics better.

 

[xfer]

kyoto song is the perfect soundtrack for the descent into Beulah if they ever make a movie version of "the passion of new eve".