ITT: You give me helpful hints on how to get a life

[lurch70]

Find a nice girl, and then shower with her.

that's better

 

[Mormagil]

make sure you shower alone first without telling her so you can get all the actual cleaning done and the sexy shower can be 100% fun and games

 

[NAD]

Yeah get a girl naked as soon as you can because otherwise it might not happen. I mean don't rape her, but make it clear the direction things are going. Fast.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Become pretty suave, yet don't give up any of the things that may make you geeky. Once you court ladies, and they find out how much of a gigantic geek you are, they stay sucking your balls, and thusly you score one for the geeks of the world. Plus you can give them comic books and video games and slowly turn them to the ways of the darkside, mwahaha.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Become pretty suave, yet don't give up any of the things that may make you geeky. Once you court ladies, and they find out how much of a gigantic geek you are, they stay sucking your balls, and thusly you score one for the geeks of the world. Plus you can give them comic books and video games and slowly turn them to the ways of the darkside, mwahaha.

I support this message.

 

[Erik]

i support not "getting a life" and just doing whatever the fuck you feel like instead

 

[MajestikMøøse]

i support not "getting a life" and just doing whatever the fuck you feel like instead

i like this advice.

 

[NAD]

Getting out there and doing shit that you wouldn't normally think you'd like is one way to discover new enjoyments in life.

Like a soccer match I went to a few weeks ago. I don't like soccer, but my friends do, so I went anyhow. Guess what, I'll be watching the World Cup this year.

 

[Erik]

Guess what, I'll be watching the World Cup this year.

so getting a life = spending more time in front of the tv

wp

 

[lurch70]

I am so glad there was no internet when I grew up.

You know people say that TV and video games are ruining young people's lives, I firmly believe the internet has a lot more to do with it.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I dunno, the internet has done a hell of a lot of good in my life. It's introduced me to:

people
career opportunities
sports
music
sporting events

 

[lurch70]

ok ... i'm wrong as usual

 

[Erik]

SPORTS!!!!!!

 

[NAD]

I am so glad there was no internet when I grew up.

You know people say that TV and video games are ruining young people's lives, I firmly believe the internet has a lot more to do with it.

While I don't put the internet and video games in the same league as television because of the inherent level of interaction required, I do understand your point.

Personally, I'm quitting this forum when I hit 30,000 posts. Just like Glen Benton killed himself at 32 years old.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

sports are gay. we all know this

 

[Mormagil]

but hitler youth had to play sports and twirl hula hoops

 

[MajestikMøøse]

well I'm not hitler youth, now am I?

 

[Mormagil]

your ancient pendant suggests otherwise

 

[Erik]

yes

 

[MajestikMøøse]

cool