i've decided to devote my life to the lord

Well, if Will doesn't devote himself, you two will have to break up.
I have a friend, guy I've known since I was like 3 who suddenly got all religious. It is odd.
He emails me nothing but religious spam and I'm always thinking to myself, this is the guy who introduced me to pot, he used to drop acid all the time. We never did anything morally wrong and anything like that, how did the church get a stranglehold on him? Now he is a guard at a prison in Florida, lives in a trailer with his wife and kids. Strange.

where am I going with this story? I have no clue.
 
hmm religion...

yeh something like that happened to me too.
but my friend is into this kind of alien like religion...really weird to long to explain.
i hate religion...religion is for the weak.
 
Lord Byron?
byron
 
I have decided to devote my life to No Lordy, by enlisting as a ninja.

I'm too clumsy to be stealthy so I shall be a battle axe wielding berzerker ninja. I hope he accepts my application.