Well, if Will doesn't devote himself, you two will have to break up.
I have a friend, guy I've known since I was like 3 who suddenly got all religious. It is odd.
He emails me nothing but religious spam and I'm always thinking to myself, this is the guy who introduced me to pot, he used to drop acid all the time. We never did anything morally wrong and anything like that, how did the church get a stranglehold on him? Now he is a guard at a prison in Florida, lives in a trailer with his wife and kids. Strange.
where am I going with this story? I have no clue.