Pooing on the clock

[Chromatose]

I can only go about 20 minutes before my legs fall asleep.

 

[Captain Beard]

Yeah, thats around my get up time.

 

[Chromatose]

I've never actually timed it, just a guess. I tend to read until I can sit no more.

 

[Lord Foul]

No, that would be "straining the whole time" while on it. Hemorrhoids come from overexertion of the muscles.

Hemorrhoids come from straining the veins; sitting down with your ass half hanging into a hole increases the pressure on those veins greatly.

 

[Anvil]

Haha. My leg starts to fall asleep after about 15 minutes, but I stay in there for another 20 minutes on top of that usually.

Depends on what book I've gotten myself into.

 

[Malergion]

Pork for Dummies by Dashiel Hammett.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

At some point I'll make another thread, one with pictures, entitled "Pooing on a clock".

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd use the privacy curtain and weekly training worksheets if they tried that.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I'm awesome at attracting creepy old men.

me too! they're usually black or mexican, though.

 

[Captain Beard]

me too! they're usually black or mexican, though.

I'd skin you and wear your breasts as goggles and I'm neither black nor Mexican.

 

[azal]

fake dumps are the best.

I used to always just sit on the toilet and read the paper even when I didn't have to shit.

all on the clock of course, while working at a machine shop in jersey.

 

[El Stormo]

Four thousand million billion man-hours? Shit.

 

[Lord Foul]

That's well over seventy thousand years wasted by each human on earth.