I've found my calling

[StAngerTriviumknotAx7]

I noticed that there are a lot of evil and satanic heavy metal bands out there. It's not there fault that they are stupid and ignorant. I'm on a mission to save all of these bands from going to hell. Once I save the bands, the fans will follow and eventually convert. If anyone wants to help me in this righteous crusade, feel free to join.

God Bless

 

[Shpongled]

 

[Captain Beard]

Its not going to work. Their DRAW is that they present that front. I doubt most truly believe what they're doing to the point its a religion. Unless you're Glen Benton.

 

[Malergion]

Save us from what? I keep Satan in my closet and I like it that way.

 

[Malergion]

I've noticed that there are a lot of evil and Satanic heavy metal bands out there. It's not their fault that they are stupid and ignorant. I'm on a mission to save all of these bands from going to Hell. Once I save the bands, the fans will follow and eventually convert [to Christianity]. If anyone wants to help me in this righteous crusade, feel free to join.

God Bless

Fixed.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Satan's inside all of us! In here, in your hearts. He's what makes us not want to go to work, or exercise, or tell the truth. He's what makes us want to party and have sex with each other all night long. He's that little voice in your mind that says "Fuck you" to the people you hate.

 

[Shpongled]

Thanks Glenn... that makes much more sense and I can form an actual reply to this post now...


How is it not someone's fault that they're stupid and ignorant?

 

[Captain Beard]

Satan's inside all of us! In here, in your hearts. He's what makes us not want to go to work, or exercise, or tell the truth. He's what makes us want to party and have sex with each other all night long. He's that little voice in your mind that says "Fuck you" to the people you hate.

Haha, Pick of Destiny.

 

[Malergion]

How is it not someone's fault that they're stupid and ignorant?

Satan leaned into my ear and whispered the whole of the Grand Unified Theory.

I am blessed.

 

[Dead Winter]

Satan leaned into my ear and whispered, "I do cocaine."

Fixed.

 

[Malergion]

Cocaine is the least that Satan does. Once, I caught him snorting the Messiah through a straw.

 

[Lord Foul]

Cocaine is the least that Satan does. Once, I caught him snorting the Messiah through a straw.

Must have been a big fucking straw

 

[Malergion]

Yeah. I don't know if you've seen the deluxe Pixie Stix they sell at carnivals that are like 3 feet long, but it was one of those.

Haha, I didn't catch the reference at first, I thought it was part of your signature.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Those giant pixie stix are awesome.

 

[Mr.Sabado]

i respect your religious views and all but for lack of another way to say this without sounding offensive, it'll never work

 

[Mr.Sabado]

Its not going to work. Their DRAW is that they present that front. I doubt most truly believe what they're doing to the point its a religion. Unless you're Glen Benton.

or Gaahl from gorgoroth.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

It's not there fault that they are stupid and ignorant.

God Bless

cmon keep on topic we where talking about satanic bands not christianity.

 

[Mr.Sabado]

oooh best satanic band has to be deicide

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

...
Silly man.

 

[Mr.Sabado]

tee hee!