I've found my calling

[rustyslacker]

My initial reaction to the first post was "lulz."

Far to the contrary, StAngerLargeName. The most devout religious believers are consistently the most ignorant. Ignorant of science, opposing evidence, and, often, true morals.

Typical, then, that a standard Jesus-peddling Christian would think St. Anger is a good album. AMIRITE?

 

[Resonator]

Deicide is such an awesome word (Think about that ).

But in relation to the topic at hand, the more good you accomplish the more powerful the devil becomes around you. The cycle continues, on and on in a circle, so all you can do is try. Maybe you will succeed.

Unfortunately, the Nevermore forum was probably not the best place to start.

 

[Malergion]

You realize that this "person" is probably a bot and we're just arguing for fun, right?

 

[rustyslacker]

Unfortunately, the Nevermore forum was probably not the best place to start.

QFT

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I noticed that there are a lot of evil and satanic heavy metal bands out there. It's not there fault that they are stupid and ignorant. I'm on a mission to save all of these bands from going to hell. Once I save the bands, the fans will follow and eventually convert. If anyone wants to help me in this righteous crusade, feel free to join.

God Bless

Okay, here's some advice before you go on your crusade. When trying to convert someone, it's usually best NOT to insult them first. It might, you know, turn 'em off to what you're saying.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

jesus christ you people are retards

 

[EricT]

You're all idiots. Except for the first poster... he is a genius.

Edit: And obviously not Reuben either.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

trolls always start the most entertaining threads.

 

[Captain Beard]

Jewfro: You know at least Glenn and I know better.

 

[derek]

It works hook, line and sinker every damn time with some people.

 

[Malergion]

I once started a debate in a "no debate" religion forum just to see how long it would take them to realize that they were debating with me.

 

[Mr.Sabado]

Okay, here's some advice before you go on your crusade. When trying to convert someone, it's usually best NOT to insult them first. It might, you know, turn 'em off to what you're saying.

i second that

 

[lad]

It did surprise me a tad to see that not everyone was aware of StAngerTrivsddkfjsajdf being a fake account that successfully duped most silly cunts...

 

[Pitiless Wanderer]

i love how people are actually taking this thread seriously. especially people who have been around here for a long time,..

 

[Jace_Mereel]

It did surprise me a tad to see that not everyone was aware of StAngerTrivsddkfjsajdf being a fake account that successfully duped most silly cunts...

I once suspected Will of making the account. But being serious makes me feel better about upping my post count in dork threads.

 

[lad]

I once suspected Will of making the account. But being serious makes me feel better about upping my post count in dork threads.

...Or because you're a defensive Jesus-person.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

...Or because you're a defensive Jesus-person.

Nah, getting defensive is usually pointless. I have my religious standings, but I don't recall ever getting defensive on religious topics on the boards.

Besides, my first in this thread (serious or not) is just common sense from any perspective.

 

[derek]

Well, for the non Sociopath. Some peoples beliefs are quite frankly bullshit, and they're not welcome to them. If insulting said people works, then so be it.

Jesus-Christ-Potatoes.

 

[Chromatose]

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.

 

[derek]

Did you see the Chris Walken "chicken n pears" video he recorded of himself and uploaded to a cooking website?