I've never been so fucking tired.

[Shannow]

Toilet Training Koich.

While at home, he wears a set of pull up pants/nappy thing

 

[KoichCPA]

Toilet training can be easily achieved with a legnth of garden hose across the back of the legs whenever they don't piss where they're sposed to.

 

[Winmar]

Nice lookin' kids you've got there, in an idyllic part of the world. I hope they don't grow up looking like Captain Spaulding.

 

[KoichCPA]

Seriously though, Shannows son looks like he's picking a fight with the camera.


Cmon bitch, you wanna try someting

 

[Winmar]

Especially with the way his hand is cupped like that....

 

[Southy]

I hated the toilet training part of being a parent, but at least I have boys, so it wasn't that bad

 

[JonBonJovi]

I have been told boys are harder to toilet train.

 

[KoichCPA]

I've been told keeping them outside until they are 7 is easier again.

 

[Shannow]

LOL,
Rhiannon trained herself really quick, and Connor is following suit.

We go through a lot of M and Ms (two every time he goes of his own accord, or tells us he wants to go)

 

[Southy]

I got 2 boys, the cork in the dunny is good, it give then a reason to piss in the bowl. JBJ, the hard part is that you can just whoop your dick out anywhere and piss, little boys don't get why pissing on the neighbours trees is bad

 

[Winmar]

A cork up the arse would be even better.

 

[Goreripper]

The only problem is, that makes their heads explode.

 

[Priest of Evil]

hahah! we cant have that now, can we

 

[Wrathchild]

I'm rethinking my stance on parenthood, but only if I can fast forward through the hard/messy bits and just watch proudly in twenty odd years when Eleanor Victoria Lord-hyphen-Whoever graduates from Oxford with a double first .

One of the hardest and certainly messiest bits will be finding someone to help bring my hypothetical daughter into being. Getting out of this house and putting some pants on might help, not necessarily in that order...

W

 

[KoichCPA]

Don't worry about the pants dude, you're only going to take them off when you find her..

 

[Spruce Goose]

fast forward through the hard/messy bits and just watch proudly in twenty odd years when Eleanor Victoria Lord-hyphen-Whoever graduates from Oxford with a double first .
W

Man, I swore that said She was going to graduate with a double fist

 

[Wrathchild]

Don't worry about the pants dude, you're only going to take them off when you find her..

Well yes, but first we have to bump into each other by coincidence on the train, where I shall impress her with my cheery optimism, quick wit and knowledge of Monty Python, then encourage her to open her own PR business and organise the launch party of my best mate's restaurant.

Damn films always make it look so easy. Back to the drawing board...

W

 

[Spiff]

Chicks love guys who can quote Monty Python sketches verbatim, or so I hear.