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Jackafur
My Life for Aiur
I bought a dinky headset for $20.. im still waiting for $60 one to come in the mail... The one I broke was $70. Ive probably spent over $200 on fucking headsets in the past 2 months
Jackafur
My Life for Aiur
Jackafur
My Life for Aiur
you know I really hate the holiday season. Every year its the same fucking thing. All year no fucking games come out. Than around october - december we get slammed with fucking games. I have to abandon persona 3... which is shameful I was really fucking enjoying that game... Ive already abandoned guitar hero. fuck rock band. Assassins creed sorry fuck you too. I gotta play fucking CoD 4, Super Mario Galaxy, Mass Effect... Im pretty sure NiGHTS (just checked it comes out 12/18) is comming out soon. Thank god SSBB got pushed back. Jesus Christ. also Trauma Center: New Blood. Thats 6 fucking games I have to play. Its pretty bad when I have to come up with a god damn Schedule to play all these games. This holiday game rush is the reason I never finished ff12 and may be the reason I never finish persona 3. gaids.
Dont worry Persona 3. Ill come back for you... maybe after mass effect... but who knows how long that'll take.
Dont worry Persona 3. Ill come back for you... maybe after mass effect... but who knows how long that'll take.
I already know what I'll be doing over my Thanksgiving Break. Mass Effect, Mass Effect, and possibly more Mass Effect. Possibly a hint of CoD4. As for Assassin's Creed, it's been getting okay reviews and doesn't seem to be living up to the hype machine Ubisoft has been employing. Thank god I don't have a Wii, although I should be getting one for Christmas. Also, even though I can't play Persona 3, an anime is being developed and it looks to be really solid so I won't be completely in the dark. And FYI Jack, Mass Effect is being billed as a 25 hour experience, minus ALL of the side quests.
The ghost of felix
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the only reviewers that slamed creed was 1up and thats if a 7 is "bad" rest were 9s except for gamepros 5/5 but lawl at reviews anyway i just want to stab guards in the throat.
but yea holidays blow ass, ill probably miss out on COD, probbaly skip kane and lynch, thank odin that army of 2 and smash bros got pushed back
i'm still plotting to whore some mass effect off bear some how, mooch some mario off my roomate and figure out the rest as i go. cant decide between crysis and uncharted.
i still feel guilty for not gettting persona 3 i might just melt down and get it
but yea holidays blow ass, ill probably miss out on COD, probbaly skip kane and lynch, thank odin that army of 2 and smash bros got pushed back
i'm still plotting to whore some mass effect off bear some how, mooch some mario off my roomate and figure out the rest as i go. cant decide between crysis and uncharted.
i still feel guilty for not gettting persona 3 i might just melt down and get it
IGN and Gamespy (owned by the same company) also gave it 7's. But everyone else is throwing 8's, 9's, and 10's. Shit is weird. Guess people had really different expectations for this game.
Jackafur
My Life for Aiur
SMG is pretty cool. Its pretty much mario 64 2. Although I still like mario 64 better than this... I mentioned on gamefaqs that I thought mario 64 was better than SMG... and people flipped out. You would of thought I was supporting the holocaust the way people were acting. Whatever I guess Im just old school. Super Mario World, Zelda: link to the past and Super Metroid are still my favorites in there respected series. Super Mario galaxy cool though.. So is Twilight princess but the Prime series still sucks.
Oh btw I passed my special points test at penndot. I get to keep my liscence. I scored a 19/20. I fucking rock.
Oh btw I passed my special points test at penndot. I get to keep my liscence. I scored a 19/20. I fucking rock.
The ghost of felix
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sweet on the license
yea i got to play a little smg both my room mates are hardcore mario heads and they pretty much said that mario 64 still rocks it but its fun in its own right.
i never played mario 64
*dodges tomato*
but smg is pretty fun
and assassins creed is like coke off an asian whores ass addictive and i cant explain why, i guess it could be the throat slicing then runing around a corner to blend in with a crowd of priests to dodge the cops
yall need to tell me how awesome mass effect is so far
yea i got to play a little smg both my room mates are hardcore mario heads and they pretty much said that mario 64 still rocks it but its fun in its own right.
i never played mario 64
*dodges tomato*
but smg is pretty fun
and assassins creed is like coke off an asian whores ass addictive and i cant explain why, i guess it could be the throat slicing then runing around a corner to blend in with a crowd of priests to dodge the cops
yall need to tell me how awesome mass effect is so far
nothing special, i just thought it was funny who sponsored this article (at the bottom)
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1744695
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1744695
Jackafur
My Life for Aiur
fuck it im just gonna buy assassins creed right now.
btw did jeff ever turn up last night.. also sorry kris I forgot you were comming back last night. everyone left the ale house and it was just me and vince and we just decided to leave. I woke up this morning saw your text and was like "lol, no."
btw did jeff ever turn up last night.. also sorry kris I forgot you were comming back last night. everyone left the ale house and it was just me and vince and we just decided to leave. I woke up this morning saw your text and was like "lol, no."
Jackafur
My Life for Aiur
I already am. Once Mass Effect comes out my head is gonna explode. Atleast I have a week break comming up.
2.20 K/D ratio
I scare myself when I play CoD4. I am seriously losing sleep over Mass Effect. It looks so fucking good. And how is Assassin's Creed? Saw you playing it today.
I scare myself when I play CoD4. I am seriously losing sleep over Mass Effect. It looks so fucking good. And how is Assassin's Creed? Saw you playing it today.
Jackafur
My Life for Aiur
Its fun. Jumping around every where is probably my favorite thing to do. fighting is a little weak I think. I hate the story so far. absolutely hate it. This whole total recall aspect is gay. Its fun game though. Kinda wish it wasnt distracting me from Super Mario Galaxy though and CoD4.
Mass Effect was fucking awesome. I wish the main storyline was a little bit longer but it's not like it wasn't good. Already playing to get Brendan Shepard to level 60 and go Renegade. I can't wait for Mass Effect 2.
Jackafur
My Life for Aiur
Let me just say this the game was good I enjoyed it. However:
Where do I fucking start with how dissapointed I am with this game. Ive been waiting for this game for-fucking-ever and this is what I got: Rediclouse long loadng times, which (I dont even know who to blame the aging hardware or poor coding for the game. I fucking hate elevators now. yea I hope elevators die in a fire.), Horrendous framerate at times, short ass main quest, boring ass planets with no life or trees or fucking any kind of shrubbery. I feel like ive traveresed through different colored moons the whole time. I mean why the fuck is every planet barren with only fucking moutain ranges everywhere? also why the fuck does every planet have only 1 giant gay ass space worm on every god damned planet. ok thanks for the space monkeys and space giraffes on a few different planets, but that shit aint enough. The side quests are garbage. I felt like I was doing the same side quest over and over. They werent diverse at all. I felt like I was doing shitty fetch quests in some shitty MMO the whole time. Kill a bunch of geth or whatever the fuck and collect this artficat, find this dead guy or find this computer terminal.hur-fucking-ray. Also wtf is with the textures taking 10 years to load up somtime again I dont know who to blame (see 1st sentence in parenthesis). And that fucking mako can go to hell. If I wanted to drive somthing that handled like a drunken Elephant, I would go to the fucking zoo with a bottle of wild turkey and get the job done ok? Did I mention the shitty loot you get yet? how fucking lazy is it to have the same weapon and armor palletes for everything and the only difference is stats and colors? gay.
Yea I think thats everything. I still enjoyed the game throughly. Just not what I was anticipating.
Where do I fucking start with how dissapointed I am with this game. Ive been waiting for this game for-fucking-ever and this is what I got: Rediclouse long loadng times, which (I dont even know who to blame the aging hardware or poor coding for the game. I fucking hate elevators now. yea I hope elevators die in a fire.), Horrendous framerate at times, short ass main quest, boring ass planets with no life or trees or fucking any kind of shrubbery. I feel like ive traveresed through different colored moons the whole time. I mean why the fuck is every planet barren with only fucking moutain ranges everywhere? also why the fuck does every planet have only 1 giant gay ass space worm on every god damned planet. ok thanks for the space monkeys and space giraffes on a few different planets, but that shit aint enough. The side quests are garbage. I felt like I was doing the same side quest over and over. They werent diverse at all. I felt like I was doing shitty fetch quests in some shitty MMO the whole time. Kill a bunch of geth or whatever the fuck and collect this artficat, find this dead guy or find this computer terminal.hur-fucking-ray. Also wtf is with the textures taking 10 years to load up somtime again I dont know who to blame (see 1st sentence in parenthesis). And that fucking mako can go to hell. If I wanted to drive somthing that handled like a drunken Elephant, I would go to the fucking zoo with a bottle of wild turkey and get the job done ok? Did I mention the shitty loot you get yet? how fucking lazy is it to have the same weapon and armor palletes for everything and the only difference is stats and colors? gay.
Yea I think thats everything. I still enjoyed the game throughly. Just not what I was anticipating.
I didn't think the loading times were really that bad but elevators are fucking evil. Also, the loot system was in fact gay, but I did think the ammo upgrades were pretty awesome. As far as the side quests they were repetitive but some of the sdie quests that told side stories were really fun. And I thought the Mako handled fine. Finally, I guarantee that Mass Effect will be 2 discs because having to fit everything on that one disc caused the texture problems. I still plan on playing through it one more time but skipping the sidequests unless it has to do with a party member. And I can see you didn't get the blue boob alien sex scene. The collection quests were dull but if you had gotten more of the interesting side quests I think you'd change your tune. This would've made for a great Jack Rants. Especially with Assassin's Creed.
I'm hoping the downloadable content will be worth my while because I want to play Mass Effect 2 now.
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