jaykeeley to meet 2.25 sheets to the wind!!!

[NAD]

what i mean is like, me and two of my bandmates (4 total in ze band) are going to vegas on tuesday to meet jaykeeley and chief b and get 12 sheets to the wind.

it's gonna rule.

 

[lizard]

we need drunken posts from the strip.

 

[lurch70]

yeah, and someone snap some pics ... and bang some hookers

 

[NAD]

yep, i'll make sure pictures are taken. hopefully i'll get a chance to drunkdodge cars on the strip like i did my first trip.

"dude nad don't do it!"
"RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

 

[Dark One]

Awesome!! Have an absolute blast everyone.

 

[NAD]

it sucks because i have to do the monthly bills tonight so i don't even know how much money i can waste just yet.

 

[lizard]

so who from Three Sheets isn't going...the severed floating drummer head?

 

[NAD]

haha yeah. he's basically a wuss and never leaves a 10 mile zone centered around his house. well, except he goes to florida like once every 2 years, but you can't even get the dude to go to san diego or los angeles (hour drive either one).

we're already planning on photoshopping his giant head into vegas pics.

 

[lurch70]

Nad and Jk are in Vegas at the MGM ... would be fun to run some long distance prank on them ... maybe leave some message with the receptionist at the hotel?

Lizard, I know you can brew up something

 

[E-bortion]

Sounds like a killer fucking time.

 

[NAD]

vegas sucks, i don't think i'll be going there for a long time again. tuesday night met up with jayk and chief b then proceeded to get wasted at 3 different bars over the next 9 hours, discussing cool things like music, titties, and british insults. the next day sucked, first we were all dead hungover, had some SHIT "smexican" food, then caught a cab to the luxor for some giant margaritas for some headache cure.

got in this little israeli dude's cab, and the fair was $11.20. i gave him $12 because nobody had any other singles, although he didn't talk at all and took the long way around so i wasn't going to tip him anyhow. so he flips out!

"what's wrong with my service!??!"
"...uhh, nothing?"
"you cheap losers!"
"hahaha, wow."
"FUCKERS!!! IDIOT!!!"

so we walked away and he was still swearing at us. then we walked around for like 10 minutes and hit the room to watch vh1 for about 8 hours straight. luckily saw some titties by the pool that night, this chick was changing her shirt right by an open window. she so god damn knew we were out there and had some huge hoots.

time for burrito time.

 

[Mormagil]

Heh, an Israeli calling someone cheap...

 

[lizard]

the thing is, half of cabbies, if you hand them a 20 and expect change, they'll claim they don't have change.

 

[lurch70]

not for nothing, and as a former 2 week cabdriver, not tipping a cabby right is lame.
like waiters, most of the money they make is from tips ... and a lot of them moved to Vegas even from NY tomake some loot ... so yeah I am on the cabbies side

that's it ... no pics ... no vagine ... nada?

 

[NAD]

hey i gave the dude almost a dollar, and he was a crappy driver that took the long way to the casino! normally i tip at least a buck or two, but all i had besides $12 was a $20 bill, so yeah, that's my excuse. after he yelled at me i thought about asking him for change, since he was being such a prick.

i have three shitty pictures:

surf buffet, a place that made my friend hork:

beanerstreetporn:

bigass barbeer tower thingy:

 

[lizard]

man those are the worst pics ever posted here
did you smear vaseline on the lens?:Spin:

 

[lurch70]

hahahah ... Nad and his cell phone pics ...
but then again, after some of the recent photoshop fiascos with mine, will have to keep in mind to post similar ones

 

[lizard]

yeah, you as the eye of the hurricane didn't turn out so well

 

[NAD]

hey man, my shit smell phone pics are "artistic."

 

[lurch70]

did the camel jockey go to Fag Power in Hotlanta to meet Zod? ... I could have swore they were planning to ...