Jeebus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


On April 25, Gregory Despres arrived at the U.S.-Canadian border crossing at Calais, Maine, carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood. U.S. customs agents confiscated the weapons and fingerprinted Despres. Then they let him into the United States. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF

The following day, a gruesome scene was discovered in Despres' hometown of Minto, New Brunswick: The decapitated body of a 74-year-old country musician named Frederick Fulton was found on Fulton's kitchen floor. His head was in a pillowcase under a kitchen table. His common-law wife was discovered stabbed to death in a bedroom....

At a time when the United States is tightening its borders, how could a man toting what appeared to be a bloody chain saw be allowed into the country?
 
Gregory Allan Despres was supposed to be going to jail the morning folks spotted him hitchhiking to the U.S. border with a bloody chainsaw. His trousers were spattered with blood. Inside his backpack he had a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife and brass knuckles. He was also packing pepper spray and wearing a bullet-proof vest.

After customs officers fingerprinted him and seized his arsenal, including the chainsaw, they let him go.

According to police, Mr. Despres, believed to be a naturalized American citizen, told the border guards he was in the U.S military.

Mr. Young said the U.S. customs agents appeared to be joking around.

"I watched the customs guys fling the swords around in the back room," he said. "I mean, wouldn't the evidence be ruined with their fingerprints?"

Mr. Young said Mr. Despres was treated better than he was.

"When I come back in (to the room) they were giving him a coffee," he said. "He got processed faster than I did."

Mr. Despres, who has a 10-inch swastika tattooed on his lower back, set off on foot into the United States. He was picked up by U.S. police two days later, on April 27, the day police issued a North America-wide warrant. Mr. Despres, arrested in Massachusetts, is now facing an extradition hearing, to be held next month.

So how did a Canadian, at large for skipping a sentencing hearing, simply walk through U.S. customs -- with a bloody chainsaw, no less?

"Nobody asked us to detain him," said Bill Anthony, a spokesman for U.S. Customs and Border Protection.

"Being bizarre is not a reason to keep somebody out of this country or lock them up. We're governed by laws and regulations, and he did not violate any regulations," Mr. Anthony told the Associated Press.

None of Mr. Despres' weapons are prohibited by law in the United States. The customs spokesman conceded it "sounds stupid" that a man carrying a bloody chainsaw couldn't be detained. "Our people don't have a crime lab up there. They can't look at a chainsaw and decide if it's blood or rust or red paint," he said.

In a New Brunswick court hearing earlier this year, Mr. Despres' father was sentenced for beating his live-in girlfriend. High on cocaine, court heard, his father used to rev up his own chainsaw and use it on appliances and the ceiling. Another time, his live-in girlfriend woke up with him standing over her bed with a chainsaw.
 
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This is the perfect story for you. You get to attack your country for being idiotic enough to let this guy in (although I blame that on Hollywoodism creating such a sense of surrealism in life that the customs agents actually bought it). Also because of the bold text denoting that he as a swastika tattoo will sooner or later have you blaming his potential right-wing motives and/or a Varg Vikernes comparison. ha-ha now I've ruined your fun. Go home.
 
Don't get me wrong, I'm not defending this guy. He should go to jail or an institution for the criminally insane because he's a psycho. However, I know how you love to belittle fascism and be like "lolz, look what being right wing does to youuuu" and without openly mentioning that's the purpose of the thread, I immediately assume you're going for that again, since you tend to flog that dead horse over and over and over and over and over and over.
 
actually my initial post was the fact that this guy does indeed represent the looney. the first story I read, and which I posted from, said nothing whatsoever about the swastika.

you're right, I do indeed find the right wing to be ridiculous. but we have all sorts of opinions here; if I'm flogging something too much, well, its because there's so much to ridicule. I also make frequent fun of myself, so I don't think I'm being cruel to the poor innocent nazis :lol:

c'mon moose, let's kiss and make up :goggly: I promise I won't mock totalitarianism the rest of the day, and I'll even take the wet spot.:blush:
 
lizard said:
I promise I won't mock totalitarianism the rest of the day, and I'll even take the wet spot.:blush:
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man that pushed me over the edge.

This dude looks like a Misfits reject!
 
email from friend I just received said:
had a dream last night about baby jeebus being born. he looked like wesley willis and the three stooges showed up to give him goat, frankenstein and mung. i could have done without this dream.
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he's sure got issues. but truly, I did not know about the swastika when I first posted. that was in the 2nd story I read.

I was thinking about the time months ago when which story was it, the Indian reservation mass shooting? when it came out that the kid was into metal and the concensus was, great, more great publicity, especially right on the heels of the dimebag shooting.

whatever. I know I'm an opinionated person and sometimes perhaps I irritate people. but I have a pure heart :) I'm the kind of boy you're not ashamed to take home to meet your mother.
 
lizard said:
"Being bizarre is not a reason to keep somebody out of this country or lock them up. We're governed by laws and regulations, and he did not violate any regulations," Mr. Anthony told the Associated Press.

Egadsssssssssss!!!! :erk:

Another time, his live-in girlfriend woke up with him standing over her bed with a chainsaw.

Next time my mate has a go at me about the garden shears, I'm gonna be RIGHT BACK ATCHA!!! :loco:
 
WTF

Stowaway's body parts rain down

Leg falls from African flight onto L.I. garage

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BY AUSTIN FENNER and LAURA WILLIAMS
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS

In South Floral Park, L.I., investigator found a sneakered leg that fell from South African Airways jet.

A man's severed leg - with a white Adidas sneaker still attached - plummeted from the sky onto a garage roof and bounced into the backyard of a Long Island home yesterday morning.

Pam Hearne heard "a very loud bang" outside her family's South Floral Park house at 7a.m., but thought little of it and went to work.

It wasn't until she got back home at 10:30 a.m. that she noticed something bizarre out her window.

"There was a human body part back there," she said. "It was rather large."

The leg, hip and chunk of torso apparently fell from the wheel well of a South African jetliner about to land at Kennedy Airport.

When Hearne first saw the leg in the grass, it didn't look real. But authorities assured the special education teacher it wasn't a "cruel joke."

"It was very blackened, as if it had been charred," she said.

The victim, apparently a stowaway, likely crawled into the wheel well of the South African Airways jet in Dakar, Senegal, authorities said.

After taking off from Dakar at 11:40 p.m. New York time, the pilot felt some unusual vibrations. But a diagnostic check turned up nothing unusual, and the flight continued to Queens, said Nassau Police Detective Lt. Kevin Smith.

A customs inspector discovered more human remains - including another leg - in the wheel well after the jet landed, said Port Authority spokesman Tony Ciavolella.

"The body was badly battered, the clothing shredded," Smith said. "And the plane was battered from the body parts."

Floral Park is about 5-1/2 miles from Kennedy - just the spot where a pilot would likely lower the landing gear.

The cause of death was under investigation, pending a medical examiner's report, Ciavolella said.

There have been several cases of airplane stowaways being killed by the extreme cold at high altitude or crushed to death inside aircraft wheel wells.

The landing gear rotates inward as the wheels retract and outward for landing. It was unclear how far the leg fell but the impact dented the shingled roof of the garage.

"I guess it was some poor soul who dreamed to look for his freedom," Hearne said. "I'm hoping he wasn't in much pain."

"He took a chance and he lost," said Anthony Coetzee, 43, of South Africa, who was waiting for a flight home yesterday.

The South African Airways flight to Johannesburg was canceled yesterday.

A letter distributed to passengers by the airline made no mention of the body. It simply said that the jet needed to be repaired because of "some damage to the fuselage."