Jeff Loomis' best of 2008 list

[wickedsensation]

True story.

 

[wickedsensation]

(no homo)

 

[wickedsensation]

(serious)

 

[Karmic]

I was like "sign my magnet" and he laughed a burly laugh and showed the other guys in the band and they were like "lol" and I blushed and did the puppy eyes thing and he was like "cool runnings man" and I ran off

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[~Lynn~]

Fucking

 

[Super Mahrio]

I was like "sign my magnet" and he laughed a burly laugh and showed the other guys in the band and they were like "lol" and I blushed and did the puppy eyes thing and he was like "cool runnings man" and I ran off

yeah Jeff is a cool duder! when i told him I was mainly responsible for the FTL joke (aside from Will) he just laughed and gave me a hug! he signed my magnet too

 

[~Lynn~]

I got 50 bucks on Van vs. Ghettophabulous..... any one up?

 

[Burti]

So what I'm getting out of this is John's being a tool about something that entirely didn't need to be tooled over and a guy who talks about Star Wars all the time is more hood than a guy who's almost perma-fucked on handlebars and is with his niggaz'.

Sick.

 

[EricT]

I've got 10 bucks that says Shephard can take Dakota Fanning...

 

[~Lynn~]

So what I'm getting out of this is John's being a tool about something that entirely didn't need to be tooled over and a guy who talks about Star Wars all the time is more hood than a guy who's almost perma-fucked on handlebars and is with his niggaz'.

Sick.

It don' get no mo' ghetto than Darf.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Good post.

 

[EricT]

Does anyone remember which thread it was that John was talking about how dangerous his neighborhood was and how he had a Glock in his closet because of the Ghetto he lived in? I need a quote from it for my sig....

 

[EricT]

Also, here's his high school:

I bet his teachers were "Scur'd" in that motherfucker... ballin ass nigga's had to be running that shit.

 

[~Lynn~]

Now this is ghetto.. from the east side of the city I was born in.

Saginaw House sells for $1.75
Saginaw News ^ | 10-1-08

Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 3:53:14 PM by Darren McCarty

The Saginaw home that hit the housing market at a cut-rate price sold Wednesday for less than the price of a McDonald's value meal.

The abandoned home on 1606 Perkins received eight bids on eBay.com and sold for $1.75.

The high bidder was 30-year-old Joanne Smith of Chicago.

''I am going to try to sell it,'' she said of the house. ''I don't have any plans to move to Saginaw. I don't have any plans of moving from (Chicago).''


Notice it's Proifle.. must be ghetto sp33k


Proifle hype

Username:ghetto-mommaName:jakayla d.Gender:FemaleLocation:saginaw, Michigan, USAAge:21 (February 24, 1987)Relationship:SingleIdentifies As:Mixed-RaceLast Online:June 4, 2004Member Since:June 4, 2004


This dude sorta fixed up a burned out old club in the east side and holds parties.

That pimp cup be the shizzle.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

thats five times the size of our high school...

lol Lewiston is more Ghetto and it's FUCKING Maine

 

[EricT]

I'm having too much fun... now I'm looking up some stats on his area and things are just really funny. They rate the murder rate in his Zipcode at a "297". For a control here, an area with around the same population density, the 19140 area of North Philly, is at a "505". John's area economic stats?

Average Household Income $79,522
Median Household Income $53,007
Average Household Net Worth $587,912
Median Household Net Worth $176,654

The 19140 area:

Average Household Income $29,392
Median Household Income $23,497
Average Household Net Worth $271,374
Median Household Net Worth $63,425

Now... here's were the funny part comes in. I live in a small town in Utah, mostly inhabited by mormons. A much smaller population density (about 1/15th the amount), and most of you have seen pictures of the area... What are the stats here?

Murder Risk "157"
Average Household Income $51,333
Median Household Income $54,839
Average Household Net Worth $442,000
Median Household Net Worth $136,855

So wait, whats that? According to the stats, my quaint little mountain town is more of a Ghetto than his ballin ass H town.



Too much fun!

 

[Liverslapper]

Does anyone remember which thread it was that John was talking about how dangerous his neighborhood was and how he had a Glock in his closet because of the Ghetto he lived in? I need a quote from it for my sig....

I already mentioned in another thread that his neighborhood wasn't that bad.

 

[Lordlucid]

Umm Jeff Loomis is badass?

 

[EricT]

I already mentioned in another thread that his neighborhood wasn't that bad.

Well, he sure brought up about 2000000000 times how dangerous his imaginary neighborhood was. Especially in the thread he was talking about his "glock".