Jeff's GW columns

[ms. anthrope]

not weedly weedly weedly?

 

[wickedsensation]

you are scaring me...

and jeff!

Why? What is so scary about love? You have to open yer heart to love to accept it. It's the law of attraction. It's love. Celebrate my love. My love for Jeff Loomis, and Ms. A for delivering me a dose of Jeff Loomis.

I am all about love. I am a man of love. When you see me, I want you to think "LOVE". When you read a post from me, the first thing that needs to pop into yer head is "LOVE". Do you see this man? Do you see WickedSensation? This man is love! WickedSensation = LOVE!

LVE!!!!!! :heart:

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Are you really Cambodian?

 

[wickedsensation]

No.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Why? What is so scary about love? You have to open yer heart to love to accept it. It's the law of attraction. It's love. Celebrate my love. My love for Jeff Loomis, and Ms. A for delivering me a dose of Jeff Loomis.

I am all about love. I am a man of love. When you see me, I want you to think "LOVE". When you read a post from me, the first thing that needs to pop into yer head is "LOVE". Do you see this man? Do you see WickedSensation? This man is love! WickedSensation = LOVE!

LVE!!!!!! :heart:

oh please stop posting.

 

[wickedsensation]

oh please stop posting.

ZOMG, you guize! It.is.White.Beast.Of.Wotan.

He is just, like, a modern day Voltaire. . . isn't he?

Every poster on Ultimate Metal should strive to bring the sheer WIT he brings to every post.

Get it............................?

Wit...............................?

Do you get his wit?

At first, I couldn't pick up on his wit, but this dude is a linguistic genius. His wit is hidden and intertwined within his rhetoric. It's like every post he crafts with the furry of one thousand dead Johnathan Swift's.

I mean, srsly. . . .

If you think he isn't witty, read his post again. Then re-read it. It's full of wit.

Look here:

oh please stop posting.

Normal people would just pass this right up, but he's using tools of rhetoric to employ an understatement, so that the average-poster-at-the-ultimate-metal-forum thinks that he's dead serious, but he's actually sitting at his keyboard, laughing, busting up in truly uproarious farce. This is his game. This is the wit he crafts and puts to work like a Mexican-Day-Laborer.

Do you guys get that? I mean, really. . . get that?

It's OK if you don't get it.

He's really full of wit, that WhiteBeastOfWotan.

 

[Ryu Kamigawa]

Epic thread.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

teol

 

[Altitudes]

ON TRACK PEOPLE! It is remarkable how random and off-topic this board is. I'm surprised this hasn't turned into a food thread yet

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

 

[Altitudes]

That looks tasty, wait....what!? Arg, I need Loomis scans AND a grilled steak

 

[Jace_Mereel]

It's like every post he crafts with the furry of one thousand dead Johnathan Swift's.

1000 Dead Furries.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

That looks tasty, wait....what!? Arg, I need Loomis scans AND a grilled steak

Pft, Loomis IS steak.



















Man meat steak.

 

[Altitudes]

Pft, Loomis IS steak.

Man meat steak.

God damn it! This thread has officially been ruined by your presence

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes, we all know you'd slob his meat too.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

God damn it! This thread has officially been ruined by your presence

Nah, it's my duty to semi-derail threads when Jeff is the topic. Unwritten rule.

Cap'n - as long as he doesn't dine & ditch. Amirite?

 

[Altitudes]

Since when are albinos considered attractive?

*awaits for several angry albinos to storm in*

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Jeff and I have about the same skin color. Guess I get to be the angry albino.

 

[Captain Beard]

Cap'n - as long as he doesn't dine & ditch. Amirite?

Isn't he married or something?

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I hate you.